Help Stamp Out Steatopygia
... and of course, she's way ahead in the steatopygia* department. However, in fairness to the Williams Sisters, let me point out that while both of them have occasionally been ordered off the court, neither of them has been ordered off the Illinois Bar by the courts.
But even there I cannot fault the First Lady. Being shiite-canned from the Illinois Bar is a bit of a family tradition ... and actually she has a chance of re-instatement, which Reggie's boyfriend (and her hubbie) does not. In Big Guns' case, a client lied. In hubbie's case, (LiL Gun?) he lied ... right on his Bar App ... about ever having used another name, of all silly things. Bad Barry! Valerie and Reggie spank-spank. No more Bar for you.
* During the Clinton administrations, press photographers were forbidden upon pain of death or banishment to a conservative paper, to photograph any of the huge-butted (HUGE I SAY) Clintons or Gores from behind. Blotteth out the Sun. Causeth crop failures in Botswana. But mababy Michelle has all 4 of'em butt-beat!
