Help Stamp Out Steatopygia
Posted on 09/15/2012 3:33:16 PM PDT by Libloather
Only In Massachusetts: Elizabeth Warren Supporters Debate Her Hair, Glasses, And Image
By Todd Domke
September 15, 2012
Please check your U.S. history textbook. Has there ever been such impassioned debate among campaign activists over their candidate’s image?
If you haven’t noticed, commentaries and reader comments at WBUR and in other media have generated a great controversy: Some supporters of Elizabeth Warren think she needs a makeover and others believe she’s wonderful as she is.
Dan Payne, my Democratic counterpart, brought this simmering disagreement to a boil when he wrote a commentary, “What’s Wrong With The Warren Campaign?” Dan offered a long list of strategic and tactical recommendations, but it was his advice about image that stirred debate:
Lose the granny glasses; they’re 40 years late and add about 10 years to her age on TV. Soften the hair; the Page Boy haircut makes her seem joylessly practical. Coaching can deepen her voice, which grates on some, and make her seem less strident. With all the money she’s raised, she can afford the best coaches.
(Excerpt) Read more at wbur.org ...
I think her nose is particularly ugly. Reminds me of Waxman.
OK, here’s what she needs - contact lenses, a bit of eye make-up, much better lip gloss and to re-apply it regularly, and a wardrobe of great earrings. Loose the little gold balls. I haven’t reviewed her wardrobe but maybe she should buy some videos from What Not to Wear.
Oh, and definitely eye brow pencil. Ok, I’m done. Although I’m having fun and may review her images and come back with more specific wardrobe advise.
Any truth to the rumor I'm just starting that Michelle ordered Reggie out when he told her he wanted Barack to have his love child?
And Barack said yes.
They have been doing wonderful things with face transplants lately.
We are trying to bring our country together, Munro. People with overly suspicious minds are no help. Who are you going to believe, Larry Sinclair and your lying eyes, or the President?
I heard that rumor weeks ago, right after Michelle had her try out with the Washington Redskins. When she came home, Reggie and Barry rubbed her the wrong way, when she attempted to get between them. There is also no truth to the insane rumour that Michelle is the mysterious Third Williams Sister, put up for adoption when she proved too violent.
Moo knows Venus and Serena are jealous of her because she got all the looks and class.
Put a Teddy Kennedy mask on her—guaranteed win.
... and of course, she's way ahead in the steatopygia* department. However, in fairness to the Williams Sisters, let me point out that while both of them have occasionally been ordered off the court, neither of them has been ordered off the Illinois Bar by the courts.
But even there I cannot fault the First Lady. Being shiite-canned from the Illinois Bar is a bit of a family tradition ... and actually she has a chance of re-instatement, which Reggie's boyfriend (and her hubbie) does not. In Big Guns' case, a client lied. In hubbie's case, (LiL Gun?) he lied ... right on his Bar App ... about ever having used another name, of all silly things. Bad Barry! Valerie and Reggie spank-spank. No more Bar for you.
* During the Clinton administrations, press photographers were forbidden upon pain of death or banishment to a conservative paper, to photograph any of the huge-butted (HUGE I SAY) Clintons or Gores from behind. Blotteth out the Sun. Causeth crop failures in Botswana. But mababy Michelle has all 4 of'em butt-beat!
It looks like the salon she goes to is a Tupperware Bowl.
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