Posted on 09/18/2012 8:12:12 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
WTF? Arrogant and stupid? The truth is now arrogant and stupid?
Yikes where is this?
I think these winds may be heading our way - we're in north-central Connecticut.
CT just received a "Wind Advisory/High Wind Warning" effective 4 pm - 6 am ET.
Just walked by the TV... saw the flags flapping madly behind Megyn Kelly at the Fox News building in NYC (about 130 miles SW of here). Tornado watch in the NYC area, apparently...
-PJ
I’ve got a recurring donation set up for Andy, but Chandler disgusts me.
ROTFL! Where did THAT come from?? ;-D
“Jay, had a pap smear? You need one.” LOL.
You noticed that too, huh? ;-)
And a BIT off topic,...but in this particular case(Jay Carney)....a PAP test is also known as a WASSERMAN test.....coincidence? I think NOT! LMAO
It’s streaming-up the East Coast, headed to New England, bigtime.
Put in your zipcode, or click on the map:
www.accuweather.com/
I am available for Phone a Friend duties, should any of you need one for some Trivia contest....my head holds a plethera of “useless information” LOL!
2 tornadoes confirmed in NYC on Sat, 9/8...
I need to remember to check in on Michelle Malkin's Twitchy site more often...
Another example of MSM’s “shiny objects” strategy to distract voters from 0bummer’s treason and lies. The Akin thing was another. They have a looooong history of that. And it works.
Does Michelle have a different link than the “Twitchy.com” link? If so, would you mind sending it? Thanks
I actually check accuweather.com all the time, but I'll check again, as it updates constantly. Thanks again! ;-)
It’s a good thing I’m not drinking coffee right now!!LOL!!
I wish we could get a cold front down here,88/80 for another month.
Steve Sabol has died...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2932876/posts
Was he the famous narrator?
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