Posted on 09/18/2012 8:12:12 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I have little faith in the outcome of this election, but by hell, I’m going out fighting and I think Romney is too. His statements last night and today heartened me.
Man....this storm is nasty!
I know, my FRiend.
In other news, Obama attends daily intelligence briefings three days in a row. WOW
No, but his chair is
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(sorry,...apparently I have reached MAX LOAD on the caffiene ;-)
I heard some of that Beck segment today. It’s a very plausible theory. Of course the administration is covering something up.
Did you notice how quiet the media has been on the Libya story? It happened barely a week ago, and after harping on Romney for several days they’ve now moved on. Four Americans dead there, chaos around the Arab world, more US deaths in Afghanistan, and the media is basically saying “Too bad; so sad. Now, look at Romney’s latest gaffe!”
WHEW....Im delighted to know that I share YOUR brain :-) ;-)
Beck has been on top of the Blind Shiek release for quite awhile. My thoughts, he will be released on humanitarian reasons—blah, blah, blah. One more appeasement to the “Muslim Street.” Oh, and our troops will hand him his Koran with surgical (dhimmi!) gloves on!
Honestly, do you think any of the 47% really think they are part of the 47%? Pfft. They think they EARN their welfare checks.
This whole thing calls to mind the Detroit “Obama’s Stash” video.
It is, and there’s a lot more to come before the worst of it slides east into the Atlantic.
The news whores Um I mean media...says the Shiek may be released on humanitarian and something to do with his current medical needs....
I believe we have seen this past weekend, how efficient and cutting edge (pun intended) the Muslim medical system is.
“They think they EARN their welfare checks.”
Waddling out to the mailbox, and shopping at the liquor store and in the candy aisles, are tough work!
I see Romney as having nothing to lose and everything to gain by continuing on a blunt and truthful path in voicing the status of our country economically and the cause and effect and solution of same.
I think that letting the media decide what is acceptable for our side to say is what will destroy us. Free ride for democrats and walk on eggs for Republicans.
I understand they are very adept at amputations.
Eff Jimmy Carter’s grandson. No one related to that embarrassment, Jimmy Carter, should be allowed to be an American. PERIOD. I can’t wait until one of his Muslim “friends” beheads him.
"He’s (Hyman Roth) been dying from the same heart attack for the last twenty years."
Rush is really banging hard that this 47% is a teachable moment.
Hope Mittens is listening.
After getting a close look at Carters spawn...I believe we have seen what in-breeding can do!
Factoid....girlfriend of mine was selected to be the Presidential Nurse (Navy) for the Carters....and a few of us asked her to take a good look at Amy and tell us just how “syndromy” the kid was. LOL (yeah, it was mean...but funny as chit, at our friends “Sailing off to the Beltway” party
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