Newspapers are dirty, and bad for the environment.
Newspapers kill trees!
Newspapers require lots of trucks to haul lumber, paper and Newspapers.
Again, TAX NEWSPRINT!
(Of course, you can run a Newspaper if you want to, but you will go bankrupt!)
damned straight. Make them pay the same kinds of taxes OBAMA wants to enslave the coal industry with - make it too expensive - drive them out of existence.