Posted on 10/04/2012 7:53:04 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Awwww.... nice pic!
Would like to see Rush on Dancing With the Stars...LOL
AMEN.
Maybe they’ll accuse him of meaning Ann Coulter.
I think I’d like to see Barney Frank on DWTS (he is the Banking Queen—maybe he’ll prove himself the Dancing Queen as well).
I just wonder whom they would pair him with?
Obie wants Romney to get comfy; He’ll talk about his momma and lie his non-existing ass off the next debate. Romney should run the laundry list re: Green co donors/how many/$ lost; His executive orders/what they do/by passing congress; His blow off of judicial rulings/lack of transparency; His history of strong arming banks/bond holders/IGs and whistle blowers; The deaths re: War on terror/costs/blocking vet voting/def. cuts/IL prison for transfer of Gitmo detainees; His pandering, funding and help to the MB/al Q while our troops are on the ground; His interference in Syria, Libya and many other countries w/o congressional approval/R2P UN comes before US. He must remind people dems had congress Bush’s last 2 years and held the whole hill O’s first 2 years (reminder on dems blocking troop funding, adding in crap re: blackmail and had zillions of hearings re: gas, etc. compare to present). He has to break down the vetoes re: healthcare timeline in his state and why he didn’t speak up while Obama and the dems pushed O care and locked Reps out of meetings. He has to bring up his commie and MB infiltrators placed at all levels, even defense/his czars and even his golfing (hello Bush backlash), and vacations while not giving a damn as many states went through natural disasters. I wish he could ask black voters (after giving O’s real prep, white raised background and noting he will not speak in a fake black accent), ask how much food, gas, mortgage (if they still have a house), rent, insurance costs. He should remind the elderly and disabled of no COLA increases in 3 years and how monies are being taken out of their social security re: Medicare and higher co-pays (btw, new rules Oct 1st, puts a slap on medical supplies, rehab, etc.). He should ask the black community if they feel taken advantage of and played for fools. He should ask if their kids got summer jobs, got into college, found jobs, had to move back home. He should ask small business owners how their costs, including insurance, have gone up. He should ask the 99% how O hates banks but he’s giving big $ fundraisers the average Joe can’t go to and most of his dough came from banks. He has to bring up Immelt, and others who paid no tax and outsourced jobs, yet O has no problem with him and his donor buddies. He has to hit on treatment of Israel and bowing to the enemy (terror supporting). Run down O’s promises, lies, outcomes. Again, he must point out Repubs couldn’t have stopped him the first 2 years.
Re: O head down. Bad weed, he should have done lines.
Actually, Rush, I think this caller is right. There are a lot of lefties out there (women, primarily, no doubt) who saw that “nice little black boy” getting beat up on by the big mean white man! Saw comments about the “bullying” on FB. I don’t think Obamugabe did it on purpose (the victim-style body language) but when a guy is getting the shiite kicked out of him like that, well, of course some people are going to cry foul. That’s where a lot of the anger at Lehrer is coming from — he didn’t do enough to “help”.
LOL I have the same problem.
Time to bump up his margin since everyone will want to come out and vote for this loser,polls are truly so bogus.
Priceless!
Chris Dodd, of course.
Hot Air only takes new posters a few times each year. I just got lucky and got in.Hopefully, FR will get straightened out here before long.
Yes, you're right. I'm a woman (conservative of course), but generally speaking, women voters will probably be responsible for the downfall of this country... if indeed our beloved country goes completely to hell.
I encounter so many stupid, uninformed - yet oddly empowered by sheer ignorance - women on a daily basis. Of course liberal and/or uninformed women up here in the liberal northeast are a dime a dozen.
I've tried to sway some of them to see the conservative - or even the moderate Republican (gag) side, but it rarely works. They're set in their ways, and only care about which Hollywood star is the hottest/ best-dressed, etc., and keeping up with shows like The Biggest Loser, Dancing With the Stars, Glee, Ellen, The View, Housewives, HGTV and Food Channel shows, etc. UGH
Ann Coulter is right... women shouldn't vote. ;-)
Re: O head down. Bad weed, he should have done lines.
Bad girl,LOL!!Falling out of my chair!!
Wow... how odd. I had no idea. You are lucky!
Hopefully, FR will get straightened out here before long.
LOL! I wouldn't bet any 'cash money' on that... ;-)
Conservative woman bump!
Though I will refrain from commenting on the voting rights issue. ;-)
ROTFL!!!
I hear ya... ;-)
What do we do with so many stupid, uninformed women voters? They're not only embarrassing... they're downright dangerous.
Thank you once again, IMissPresidentReagan for hosting another enjoyable Rush thread!
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