Posted on 10/04/2012 7:53:04 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
ROFL!!!!
There was also one about Romney taking Obama for a long ride on the roof of his car, but I don;t know if that was from a FReeper or a post of what a pundit said.
Way to go worker you scored!!!
He’s gonna be pumped!
I,m at CPAC in Denver and can,t listen . Please keep up with the updates . TIA
};^)
Sorry I could not reply to your comment last night. I finally wound up over on hot air until this morning. They had near 5,000 posts.
Loved the FAUX news weather gal this AM...telling about the sharp temp decrease in Colorado today....said it was a result of all the hot air leaving Denver LMAO!!!!!!
Are you a Twit now?
BTTT
GO ROMNEY!
This sums up Obama perfectly:
“You may want to move on to another topic, Jim”
I cannot take credit for that line :) It was also from Twitter.
It was the funniest I saw though!
LOL missed that one,too good.There were a lot of moments last night. Mitt really scored. But, remember, we have to do it two more times.
No problem.....FR was worthless last night, for avid Freeper and debate watchers..I am going to bookmark hotair for the next debate, since I foresee another slowdown in our future/s).....see ya there :-)
Stop!! I just had lunch!! Can’t take any more!! You guys are too good!!
Obama @ Mile High Stadium DNC 28Aug08
who knew new servers meant someone fetchin tea and crumpets on a damn bus
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