[NoCmpromiz]

I know he brags about his coffee and there is some volume of lore built up around it, but next time you get a chance, ask him if he's brave enough to drink mine...

[Darksheare]

You won’t drink my coffee.
I’ll drink your coffee, but it tends to taste burned.
[You don’t use the salt trick.]

Admittedly, my coffee gunks up coffee makers and makes them sound possessed.