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Same-sex "marriage" isn't enough: 'I want to have babies the way straight people do'
Renew America ^ | 10-5-12 | Frances Kelly

Posted on 10/05/2012 6:02:49 PM PDT by ReformationFan

Redefining marriage won't satisfy gay rights activists; they want to redefine reality.

Segregating genders in marriage to suit the sexual attractions of less than 2% of the population isn't enough. This woman with same-sex attraction wants scientists to "try harder" and give "priority" to making it possible for two women to procreate. Michelle Cheever says: "I want to have babies the way straight people do."

Huffington Post:

What I mean is that I want the ease, the convenience, the — dare I say it — naturalness that straight people have when starting a family. I want both the simple beauty of two people loving each other so much that they'd like to see more of the other in the world, and I want that simple beauty to be translated into scientific terms of fairness: chromosomes and DNA given in equal amounts from two parents.

The attitude I have always taken to having a baby with another woman has been this: "It's not fair! It's so hard! Why me?"

I am a total brat about what I consider a biological injustice. . .

Why can't my girlfriend and I have a baby that shares our DNA? Why can't an egg from each of us be scrambled up and sprinkled with sperm? It seems so easy! Try harder scientists! Make this a priority.

Instead of urging scientists to "try harder," Cheever might as well demand that science try harder.

"Biological injustice"? What's next — are they going to sue their bodies for justice?

The problem with same-sex marriage is not that so-called anti-gay bigots oppose it. The challenge that gender segregationists face is their own biology, not hatred. SSM activists battle nature, not just culture. The problem is reality, not politics.

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In other words, Miss Cheever would like a world where men never came into existence.
1 posted on 10/05/2012 6:02:55 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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To: ReformationFan

It’s simple. First you let a guy buy you a beer...


2 posted on 10/05/2012 6:05:33 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: ReformationFan

3 posted on 10/05/2012 6:05:49 PM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: ReformationFan
In other words, Ms. Cheever is a stark-raving lunatic.
4 posted on 10/05/2012 6:05:49 PM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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To: ReformationFan
Why can't an egg from each of us be scrambled up and sprinkled with sperm

Just like your brains!

5 posted on 10/05/2012 6:05:59 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: ReformationFan
s: "I want to have babies the way straight people do."

What I'm thinking would get me banned....

6 posted on 10/05/2012 6:06:21 PM PDT by lightman (Settling for the "lesser of two..." is still choosing Evil)
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To: ReformationFan

I’ve long maintained that a key component of homosexuality is the rejection of the gender you were born with. Male homosexuals really want to be females and females want to be males.


7 posted on 10/05/2012 6:06:55 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: ReformationFan

She has a better chance of giving birth to a hyena if she wants science to do what God created.


8 posted on 10/05/2012 6:06:55 PM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: PGR88

Amen 2 that!


9 posted on 10/05/2012 6:07:17 PM PDT by Sioux-san
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To: ReformationFan

Oh Lord make stupid & crazy go away!


10 posted on 10/05/2012 6:07:55 PM PDT by Michigander222
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To: ReformationFan

Sodomites...they’re NEVER happy.


11 posted on 10/05/2012 6:09:35 PM PDT by Mortrey (Impeach President Soros)
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To: ReformationFan

So it’s true. Homosexuals hate God and are at war with Him. Good luck with that/sarc


12 posted on 10/05/2012 6:09:43 PM PDT by SaintDismas
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To: ReformationFan

“It seems so easy!”

Most things do to a nit-wit.


13 posted on 10/05/2012 6:09:48 PM PDT by Condor 63
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To: ReformationFan

She could always just go be with a man if she’s wanting all that.


14 posted on 10/05/2012 6:10:06 PM PDT by Txngal
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To: lightman
What I'm thinking would get me banned....

The first thing that came to my mind would have as well. I'll use my better judgment and avoid the lightning bolt tonight!

15 posted on 10/05/2012 6:11:48 PM PDT by RobertClark (Be prepared, be polite, be professional and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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To: ReformationFan

I think I’m about to pull my hair out!


16 posted on 10/05/2012 6:11:48 PM PDT by lonestar (It takes a village of idiots to elect a village idiot.)
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To: ReformationFan

Even Asexual budding wouldn’t please her.
Poor pathetic creature.


17 posted on 10/05/2012 6:12:04 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Michigander222

Truly, this is mental illness - sorry, but this only proves it.


18 posted on 10/05/2012 6:13:14 PM PDT by Sioux-san
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To: ReformationFan

Up next: HUGE government grants, all in the interest of “equality”. Aren’t there some stimulus funds laying around somewhere they could throw around to some numb-skulled geneticists?!?!


19 posted on 10/05/2012 6:13:54 PM PDT by RobertClark (Be prepared, be polite, be professional and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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To: ReformationFan

I thought this was satire.


20 posted on 10/05/2012 6:13:54 PM PDT by DocRock (All they that TAKE the sword shall perish with the sword. Matthew 26:52 Gun grabbers beware.)
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To: Beowulf9

Cheevers: First you buy a loser a lot of beers. Then you rape him when he’s still breathing. Maybe you will get lucky.

Or you could call Little Anthony’s Weiner (send picture), The Impreganator, many Rappers, Jesse Jackson Sr, John Edwards (he’s definitely available right now), or the Democratic National Party (they’re available to screw America, one person at a time).

You may want to be a “mother” but I think you left another part of the word, off.


21 posted on 10/05/2012 6:14:26 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: ReformationFan

Sperm bank + turkey baster. Oh wait thats the part it she doesn’t like.... Well never mind.


22 posted on 10/05/2012 6:14:48 PM PDT by mongo141 (Revolution ver. 2.0, just a matter of when, not a matter of if!)
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To: ReformationFan

Scrambled eggs? Did she really say that?


23 posted on 10/05/2012 6:14:48 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1354 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: ReformationFan

It’s easy and 0bambi will propose a program to pay for it:
one of the partners just needs to get an addadictomy.


24 posted on 10/05/2012 6:14:58 PM PDT by rfp1234
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To: ReformationFan
Same-sex "marriage" isn't enough: 'I want to have babies the way straight people do'

Go straight and all else will fall into place.

25 posted on 10/05/2012 6:16:07 PM PDT by doc1019
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To: ReformationFan

One day I was looking in the frozen food section of a local supermarket and happened upon an item called “Vegetarian Breast.” So typical of the creeps, freaks and perverts. They profess to hate the real thing, but want a substitute exactly like it. To paraphrase a previous poster, they’re whacked.


26 posted on 10/05/2012 6:16:11 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: ReformationFan; All

FReeper humor at its finest BUMP! ROFLMAO!


27 posted on 10/05/2012 6:16:56 PM PDT by PGalt
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To: ReformationFan
What I mean is that I want the ease, the convenience, the — dare I say it — naturalness that straight people have when starting a family

Then quit being unnatural.

28 posted on 10/05/2012 6:17:47 PM PDT by Kakaze (I want The Republic back !)
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To: ReformationFan

Yeah well people in hell want ice water.


29 posted on 10/05/2012 6:18:06 PM PDT by crghill (Silly Mormons, God is triune.)
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To: mongo141
Sperm bank + turkey baster

Don't forget the bottle of Chardonnay! After all, we're talking romance here.

30 posted on 10/05/2012 6:18:48 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: ReformationFan
Miss Cheever: 'I want to have babies the way straight people do'

Then have sex with a man.

It REALLY is that simple.

Stan wants to have a baby.

31 posted on 10/05/2012 6:18:48 PM PDT by Alas Babylon!
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To: ReformationFan

Dx: Body Image Psychosis.


32 posted on 10/05/2012 6:18:55 PM PDT by Rudder
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To: ReformationFan

Let them die trying!!!


33 posted on 10/05/2012 6:19:57 PM PDT by Domestic Church (AMDG ... there is no such thing as coincidence)
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To: ReformationFan

well this is stupid. why should any scientist or biologist cater to a dizzy stupid lesbian.

my suggestion, moron, go to skewl, become a biologist and try to figure it out yourself. won’t work, but why should someone else work to make your stupid illusions come true?

why is this nonsense reported by the media?

opppppppsssssssss, i know, they are ignorant too.

blessings, bobo


34 posted on 10/05/2012 6:20:29 PM PDT by bobo1
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To: ReformationFan

Did someone forget the humor/satire keyword?


35 posted on 10/05/2012 6:21:25 PM PDT by stevio (God, guns, guts.)
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To: ReformationFan

I am having a hard time believing that God makes no mistakes.


36 posted on 10/05/2012 6:21:47 PM PDT by stboz
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To: Beowulf9
It’s simple. First you let a guy buy you a beer...

For beer?!? I was always stuck with a full meal at the Brasilian rodizio...

Worth it!

37 posted on 10/05/2012 6:22:25 PM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: ReformationFan

Spit and sperm are two different things. One will get you pregnant, the other will merely get you wet.


38 posted on 10/05/2012 6:23:33 PM PDT by Venturer
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To: ReformationFan
Hey Michelle--screw you. Er, never mind.
39 posted on 10/05/2012 6:24:23 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

This is your field of study and expertise is it not?


40 posted on 10/05/2012 6:24:39 PM PDT by KC_Lion ( Wherever I find myself standing, I forever stand with Israel.)
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To: Jonty30

So what I want to know—is why don’t they just marry each other, change outfits, call the male the wife and female the husband and be happy?


41 posted on 10/05/2012 6:29:36 PM PDT by madison10
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To: Alas Babylon!

JUDITH: I do feel, Reg, that any Anti-Imperialist group like ours must reflect such a divergence of interests within its power-base.

REG: Agreed. Francis?

FRANCIS: Yeah. I think Judith’s point of view is very valid, Reg, provided the Movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every man—

STAN: Or woman.

FRANCIS: Or woman... to rid himself—

STAN: Or herself.

FRANCIS: Or herself.

REG: Agreed.

FRANCIS: Thank you, brother.

STAN: Or sister.

FRANCIS: Or sister. Where was I?

REG: I think you’d finished.

FRANCIS: Oh. Right.

REG: Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man—

STAN: Or woman.

REG: Why don’t you shut up about women, Stan. You’re putting us off.

STAN: Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg.

FRANCIS: Why are you always on about women, Stan?

STAN: I want to be one.

REG: What?

STAN: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me ‘Loretta’.

REG: What?!

LORETTA: It’s my right as a man.

JUDITH: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?

LORETTA: I want to have babies.

REG: You want to have babies?!

LORETTA: It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.

REG: But... you can’t have babies.

LORETTA: Don’t you oppress me.

REG: I’m not oppressing you, Stan. You haven’t got a womb! Where’s the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!

LORETTA: crying

JUDITH: Here! I— I’ve got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can’t actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody’s fault, not even the Romans’, but that he can have the right to have babies.

FRANCIS: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.

REG: What’s the point?

FRANCIS: What?

REG: What’s the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can’t have babies?!

FRANCIS: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.


42 posted on 10/05/2012 6:31:18 PM PDT by occamrzr06
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To: ReformationFan

And once again, we have here an excellent example of how the human brain has been totally debilitated by the chronic, non-curable disease of liberalism. Their diseased minds have no logic or objective reasoning skills whatsoever. As the disease progresses, they become prone to violence which we’ve all witnessed many times. Not only are these soulless bodies nuttier than a fruitcake, they are also potentially very dangerous!


43 posted on 10/05/2012 6:31:21 PM PDT by lgjhn23
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To: occamrzr06

REG: Symbolic of his struggle against reality.


44 posted on 10/05/2012 6:32:01 PM PDT by occamrzr06
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To: ReformationFan

People so violently opposed to nature and reality, deserve to have nature and reality bite them right in the fundament.

When unnatural unreality comprises 2 percent of the world, and it’s sole role in our society is to change the other 98 percent to fit its own image, any effort by the 98 percent to cut the 2 percent an even break, is nihilistic and tantamount to cultural suicide.


45 posted on 10/05/2012 6:32:13 PM PDT by Tuanedge (Warriors victorious in a hundred battles, flee when a tiger enters their tent.)
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To: ReformationFan
Scientists need to "try harder"? There are real problems like children dying of cancer and adults with progressive neurological disorders, and she's upset because females can't produce male reproductive cells?

Is this for real?

46 posted on 10/05/2012 6:36:00 PM PDT by Cu Roi
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To: ReformationFan
Why can't an egg from each of us be scrambled up and sprinkled with sperm?

Thank you! Thank you for posting this! I have been so sad today and this was a much needed laugh!

"Biological injustice"!! HAHAHAHAHA~~~~

47 posted on 10/05/2012 6:38:05 PM PDT by Marie ("The last time Democrats gloated this hard after a health care victory, they lost 60 House seats.")
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To: ReformationFan

They’re insane.

Homosexualism was correctly diagnosed more than 50 years ago as a mental illness.

It is a quixotic battle against reality.

Delusional, absurd, ridiculous, not to mention filthy, dirty, disease-prone, even hazardous.

These people need to be confined to a rubber room.

The late great Herbert Lom couldn’t portray their insanity as well as they do.


48 posted on 10/05/2012 6:38:09 PM PDT by Westbrook (Children do not divide your love, they multiply it.)
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To: Jonty30

It may sound simplistic, but there is a strong element of truth to that. Male homosexuals tend to have very low testosterone, very high estrogen, or both, while the reverse is true for females. What I find particularly bizarre is that a person with low testosterone and high estrogen should be attracted to the reverse - a straight man or a lesbian woman - yet they end up with like people. If gay men like men, then why do they choose extremely effeminate partners? Similarly, why do lesbian couples usually look like a pair of hockey players?


49 posted on 10/05/2012 6:42:30 PM PDT by flintsilver7 (Honest reporting hasn't caught on in the United States.)
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To: Beowulf9

You would probably need to reverse the direction the beer is flowing and increase by an order of magnitude if this loon is physically similar to 80% of the dykes I have encountered in my life.


50 posted on 10/05/2012 6:46:58 PM PDT by L,TOWM (Write in Chuck Norris for POTUS and tell the power brokers to FOAD.)
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