Posted on 10/11/2012 8:06:57 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
“They’ve spent the past week programming ole Slow Joe. Hopefully there was a programming error. lol”
Garbage in, garbage out.
Would Palin vs Joe be a good debate for reference?
“one large state didn’t report some quarterly figures.”
Your concern is a good sign. Concern is a sign of not taking anything for granted. If our team is taking anything for granted they deserve to loose.
I’m afraid Ryan doesn’t have the legs to make that work.
Hello Joe, this is a BIG f’n deal tonight, isn’t it?
Hey Joe, do you mind if I speak Austrian during tonight’s debate?
Gotta love your link not even Steve Leisman would defend the numbers,gotta be NY or callyfornuh they left out.
After listening to Mark Levin last night, and reading a supporting articloe...Ryan needs to be on his toes, because “dumb Joe” is an evil spiteful person that tries to hide it behind his fake veneer toothed smile!
Prayers up for Ryan to not lose his cool and do what he does best..........tell the truth! (SOmething Biden knows nothing about!!)
Hey Joe, I was wondering if you could help out your running mate and name the extra 8 states he visited during the 08 campaign.
Hello Vice President Biden, are you using eyebrow tape?
Betcha Slo Joe will bring up the j-o-b-s report without admitting a “large” state din’t report and Ryan nails him on it.
Something else that was on Greta’s show last night, she had three guys giving advice on what Biden had to do in the debate tonight. One guy said that Biden had some good lines from the convention that he had to use tonight, one was GM is still alive, Osama isn’t.
Can you imagine if Biden tries to spike the ball on the Osama death tonight? I couldn’t believe it. They still don’t get it, they don’t see any connection between the situation in the Middle East and their policies. I hope Biden does use that line.
Rush stealing from Levin Re: Biden!
Which is good!
That would be a good one too. Ryan could say, “We need a three letter word here in this country....J...O...B...S!”
That reminds me, I wanted to use Mark’s quote from last night for my tagline.
Ha! Nope!
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