Posted on 10/15/2012 8:07:39 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Tom Brokejaw spewing Demrat talking points makes me sick.
So much for his legacy.
I’ve always suspected Luntz! He can KMA.
Luntz is on Hannity all the time. He’s a Libtard masquerading as a RINO.
Yep and I have learned to fast forward through his segments. I knew something did not smell right with him.
I tuned in after the VP debate to see the focus group. “Undecideds” 22 of the 26 voted for Obama in ‘08. I call BS.
what legacy ?...you sell your soul to work for NBC
I can’t even imagine doing that without filling-up my jumpsuit with... uh, nevermind.
I missed it....what did the twerp say ?
How’d he slow down enough from 800mph to pull a ‘chute without ripping himself in half? That’d be quite a (((jolt))).
Yep, that’s the kind of BS he pulls. His gullibility is eclipsed only by his stupidity thinking any significant amount of people are ideologically neutral.
seny mail friday
I raised that exact question last night.
the atmosphere slows you as it becomes thicker
I’ve never been on a tandem - learned with static lines so I always went on my own by hanging from the right strut on a Cessna 182.
Claustrophobia is an issue - when we went up, there were three jumpers, one jump master, and one pilot, all wearing gear, in a Cessna 182 without seats other than the pilot, and no one could move when packed in. I was first out so I was by the door. An interesting view sitting next to the door for the first time with no seat belts and no handles to grab in the entire plane. We were sardines.
I flew a kite once, we use kites to catch sailfish with.....just sayin’...
Wouldn’t that suit be *glowing* from all the friction of semi-re-entry, like the shuttles and capsules did?
Too many technical things here I just don’t understand. It all worked for him though, thank God.
I got to admit that I never really heard about this much at all, until Saturday or so; I guess that I live a “sheltered” life, out here.
shuttles zip around much, much faster than a falling body - i imaging at 24 miles high, not freezing would be the problem
I forgot what Luntz was saying, something about how Obama should hammer Romney with the 47% comment during the next debate. I forget exactly, but that is because I have learned to tune Luntz out...
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