Posted on 10/16/2012 11:49:56 AM PDT by NCjim
Robert Gibbs Predicts ‘An Exceptionally Strong Smell’ from the Debate Performance of Obama Tonight.
There, corrected for accuracy!
They are going to shoot Romney with a tranquilizer dart when he enters the stage.
He will be woozy the whole time...kind of like Obama during the first debate.
The 2008 ‘thrill’ is gone. Landslide Romney/Ryan.
If he opens his mouth the lie’s will flow like water over a dam.
"spittle shooting out of his mouth" reminds me of Chris Matthews (sic?)!
He and Obama could have a tooth-whistling contest reciting Sally selling seashells.
any performance by O that is not a complete failure to launch will be considered a success...
Based on what???
Insight into Liberal minds at this moment:
“Strange memories on this nervous night at Hofstra University. Has it been four years? Five? It seems like a lifetime, the kind of peak that never comes again. Election Night, 2008 was a very special time and place to be a part of. But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time in the world. Whatever it meant.
“There was madness in any direction, at any hour. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning.
“And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of old and evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Hempstead, New York and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back”
[Apologies to Raoll Duke/ aka Hunter Thompson]
Bovine scat.
Is Obama going to get a thrill up his own leg at the neatness of his trouser’s crease?
Better check for a miniature earpiece as well.
“I guaranty you, the media will say Hussein won. No matter what happens.”
Yes, but it will not matter. Undecideds and wavering Democrats tuned in to his last debacle...er... debate. They saw what a nothing he was.
Then they tuned in to see Biden’s slapstick comedy of interruptions.
The voters are done. They have seen their choices and have already made their decisions. Any infomerical will have more viewers than tonight’s debate. The media can say whatever they want. America has seen what the Democrats have to offer — arrogant buffoonery.
Romney will win 41 states this election.
Robert Gibbs predicts exceptionally big paycheck for saying that.
Sounds like they are going to transform the little fag into a bubba bully.
Basement Bob is happy to be out of the basement.
Good call. Call hin one the first one the say “there you go again” for the rest of the debate.
Gotcha...
I am starting to wonder if Obama will have an injection pump for meth, just to help him through this theatrical performance.
Perhaps the Rats have plotted to spike Mitt’s beverage with a massive dose of LSD.
John Lennon and Grace Slick each plotted to do that to Nixon (Grace was even inside the White House but Richard wasn’t at home that day).
It’s unfortunate that Obama wasn’t “exceptionally strong,” along with “passionate” and “energetic” in the days leading up to the murders of 4 American citizens in Benghazi.
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