Lifeline?
1 posted on
10/18/2012 12:33:26 PM PDT by
Slyfox
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To: American Constitutionalist; Obadiah
2 posted on
10/18/2012 12:35:06 PM PDT by
Slyfox
To: Slyfox
“Some Chinese guys are here and want to know if they get their money back if I lose the election.”
3 posted on
10/18/2012 12:36:20 PM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(This is America! Being dead is no excuse not to vote!!!)
To: Slyfox
what do you mean bullshit won’t work again?
4 posted on
10/18/2012 12:37:04 PM PDT by
paul51
(11 September 2001 - Never forget)
To: Slyfox
yes mo, I know you don’t want to give up the planes and lifestyle
6 posted on
10/18/2012 12:38:10 PM PDT by
paul51
(11 September 2001 - Never forget)
To: Slyfox
What do you mean my minutes have run out on my ObamaPhone?
7 posted on
10/18/2012 12:39:04 PM PDT by
SharpRightTurn
( White, black, and red all over--America's affirmative action, metrosexual president.)
To: Slyfox
“We bleeped up. He got away.”
8 posted on
10/18/2012 12:41:19 PM PDT by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: Slyfox
“Yes Mr.Soros. I know Mr.... Yes, I’m sorry... No! I won’t screw up again!... Just give me a little more cash. I promise I won’t blow it this time!”
To: Slyfox
Obama: "Hi. Gallup? I need you to change your poll numbers and–"
Phone: "doo DOO DEET! The number you have dialed has been disconnected and is out of service. Please dial another number and try again. Loser."
10 posted on
10/18/2012 12:41:44 PM PDT by
verum ago
(Some people must truly be in love, for only love can be so blind.)
To: Slyfox
“Yes, Mr. Soros... yes sir.. I know you’ve poured a lot of money into this.. yes, Mr. Soros... yes, sir. We’re trying to contact Gloria Allred now, sir, but I don’t think the voters will buy the sexual harassment bit this time.”
12 posted on
10/18/2012 12:44:26 PM PDT by
ScottinVA
(Record high turnout is our hope for sending 0bama home. Pray hard!!!)
To: CAluvdubya
“I am looking for an old guy named Mr. Nick. Is he there? I REALLY need to talk to him.”
14 posted on
10/18/2012 12:49:37 PM PDT by
Slyfox
To: Slyfox
” Hey Axslrod ? where’s that slush fund money at ? I really need it “
To: Slyfox
“I need five cartons of Kools right NOW!”
16 posted on
10/18/2012 12:49:49 PM PDT by
ScottinVA
(Record high turnout is our hope for sending 0bama home. Pray hard!!!)
To: Slyfox
What? We got the Honey Boo Boo endorsement? SWEET!!
To: Slyfox
“Hi, OfficeMax? I’m inquiring about that floor model chair in the ad. What do you mean it’s a not a job posting?!”
18 posted on
10/18/2012 12:51:04 PM PDT by
verum ago
(Some people must truly be in love, for only love can be so blind.)
To: Slyfox
“Gov. Romney, this sucks for me to have to say it, but congratulations on your blowout victory tonight.”
20 posted on
10/18/2012 12:51:42 PM PDT by
ScottinVA
(Record high turnout is our hope for sending 0bama home. Pray hard!!!)
To: Slyfox
Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, 0bamaphone.
21 posted on
10/18/2012 12:53:37 PM PDT by
PJBankard
(I told my friends I was heading to Octermocty for the weekend. They replied... "Wear the fox hat")
To: Slyfox
“Hello, Reggie? As you probably saw, I got schwacked by Romney again tonight... I need some “us” time...”
22 posted on
10/18/2012 12:54:13 PM PDT by
ScottinVA
(Record high turnout is our hope for sending 0bama home. Pray hard!!!)
To: Slyfox
Does this cell phone make my head look big?
To: Slyfox
You what? Called last night at 3AM? Sorry, I musta missed it...
24 posted on
10/18/2012 12:58:31 PM PDT by
mwilli20
(BO. Making communists proud all over the world.)
To: Slyfox
He looks real bad.
Work must not agree with him.
25 posted on
10/18/2012 1:04:47 PM PDT by
SMARTY
("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
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