Posted on 10/19/2012 9:17:16 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Open Line Friday Pings.
Hurrah!
Today promises to be excellent.
In like flint; thanks for the Ping!
Hello.
Greetings, all.
IMPR must be off today. I was late getting back from lunch myself.
I wonder if Rush will talk about the Gloria Allred stuff on Drudge........and her working with Obozo for an October surprise
Happy Friday and thanks for the thread!
WooHoo I hope Rush plays Romney’s Al Smith dinner monologue, it’s the
funniest thing I’ve seen in ages from any pro comedian or anyone in a long
time.
http://blogs.suntimes.com/politics/2012/10/transcript_mitt_romney_at_the_alfred_w_smith_dinner.html
BTW, what is the feeling on The Plains these days?
Do you think Dennis Miller wrote his lines? That seems to be the scuttlebutt.
“I was late getting back from lunch myself.”
I hate rushing that 4th Martini! LOL.
Any more info on that since yesterday?
Every joke from Romney was sincere and funny. 0bama even when he was
being self deprecating was fake and boring.
As far as Dennis Miller writing the jokes I don’t know but it was the first
person that came to mind from Mrs S.
Doesn’t matter who wrote it.
His delivery was flawless.
Third, my friend. Everyone is cutting back now.
As we used to say in Jr. High, Obama is about as funny as a rubber crutch. (Add your own synonym for lame, clueless, unfunny, stilted, boring, or condescending).
I liked his jabs at the press, though I understand they were not amused.
My favorite was the line about the headlines the next morning would go something like: “Obama Embraced by the Catholic Church; Romney Dines With Rich People.”
Like Rush just said, perfect comedic timing.
But the jokes were damm funny too.
this is hugh
http://www.wnd.com/2012/10/oops-mammogram-machines-require-licenses/
watch the video nesr the bottom......
just damn
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