[HiTech RedNeck]

"I thought he was going to shoot me," recalled Kalb, who had dropped his phone during the stickup. "He kept saying, `Find the phone! Find the phone!"'

Said robber could rest easy that Kalb wouldn't rummage into a pocket and find, not a phone, but a gun. THAT was banned.

[bigbob]

So next Apple needs to offer the iGun, which is a phone that can accept a 15-round magazine.