Posted on 10/31/2012 9:23:51 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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What a phony, staged op. Does Krispy know that standing next to skinny Obama only makes him look bigger?
If the Jersey Shore is devastated, does that mean Snooki will have to move to Trenton?
Man! I am so frustrated with Rush. I love him like a brother and agree with him 99.9% of the time. But lately, his program is all commercials. Has anybody else noticed that? I can hardly sit through the three hours that used to enjoy so much. It is so annoying, he’ll start to really roll on an issue that I want to hear and up pops a commercial. Seems like he talks 10 minutes then 5 minutes of commercials. I’m exaggerating the times. But I am so frustrated..counting on Rush these last few days before the election..but brother.
Several years ago ... while Bill Clinton was being impeached ... I broke my faith in Rush, because he would not or did not come down on the side of the impeachment actually working to remove or punish the President.
Rush is smart and sees clearly. Simply remember he is first and foremost an entertainer.
I do listen to Rush, some, but am not a devotee.
hey, Rush don’t forget obama’s fast trip to Florida to visit with clinton in the middle of the storm ...
That is until they fill up their gas tanks again, or stop by the grocery store, or have to entertain a ridiculously low offer on the house they are trying to sell, or get told by one more real physician that they aren't taking on new patients at the time, or...
The people who write this stuff are just TDSFW. The world they live in is nothing like where most of us reside. Amazing.
Now I understand the importance of hearing the up-to-date poll numbers. They can be interesting, useful, informative. But I could run them all down in one segment, maybe running into two. But SIX or SEVEN segments, or up to 50% of the total program......????? A little overkill, I'd say.
Just give us a concise report, Rush....not an hour-and-a-half monotonous soliloquy consisting of a NIAGARA OF NUMBERS assaulting our ears!
I'd appreciate a little more time on how to win the election in the neighborhoods, what good talking points are to the undecided, lots of damning dirt on Obama to use, reminders of what Obama's socialist agenda is....well, you get my drift.
Enough of the dry statistics repeated over and over again for an hour-and-a-half, Rush.....just get into the red meat and winning pointers/formulas for these last couple days before the election.
We're out in the front lines, Rush......not at our desks pouring over graphs and polling statistics that will be out-of-date by midnight.....if they were ever accurate in the first place.
Leni
I don’t get it???
He’s not stupid...why would he be giving -0- a photo op???!!!
He could have got in front of the camera and said “We’ve asked the White House for help but after Libya, we’re not holding our breath...”
Thank you both so much. My local KMJ will stop covering him in a couple months.
Christy thinks he’s going to be ready for 2016
except for this
whose name keeps gettin mentioned.....
answer.....it ain’t the Muslim
I tried to download this app but it said that my Ipod softward couldn’t handle it basically. My Ipod is only two years old.
I think that’s what Rush was getting at when he quizzed that woman caller. I suspect he thinks Christie is deliberately trying to undercut Romney—with the Convention speech, with raising expectations for the first debate, and now with the Obie photo-op—so that he can run in 2016.
Don't think Christy's motives are honorable, but there may be unintended consequences that accrue to Romney's benefit.
Interesting that based on what we have been told about Romney's governance of Massachusetts, he and Christy should be kindred spirits. Perhaps they aren't.
Ahhh I see your point.
I believe it is a simple answer....NJ is deadly hammered and the lil Purple Person is wavin do rey mi’s
That’s a goverment cheeseburger and Krispy ordered a dozen personally
..and not cause he was hungry ( but he was ) but rather to add girth to the boat anchor Obama stupidly just chained to his leg to
now real meat...............took one for the team and watched Andrea ( gawd she is ugly ) Mitchell
DNC Dave had pom poms and his thong showed and there was a nipple slip.
Straight up Go Obama Go.....Andrea drooled
Then DNC Dave added that Sandy was proof positive global warmin needs to be issue ONE
Andrea fainted noddin up and down so fast
Then Tom Brocaw showed his Obama tatoo and went straight into CLIMATE CHANGE AND NOW !!!
Andrea was back with an oxygen mask.....nodding.
It ended with Go Obama Go , but I don’r know
on a side note.....durin a commercial I saw Brokaw steal an Ambien from Andrea’s purse
Anne Coulter can have Crispy Creem. She’s been in NYC too long
Anne Coulter can have Crispy Creem. She’s been in NYC too long
Anne Coulter can have Crispy Creem. She’s been in NYC too long
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