[GeronL]

Let’s just pretend she isn’t a prostitute

nah... can’t

[freedumb2003]

More not guilty than guilty (51%)

[Chode]

and at night she's an Escort... same-same

[yldstrk]

does she have security? because what is there to make those dudes stop

[trapped_in_LA]

Does that come with a happy ending?

[SamAdams76]

If this is all it is, I won’t call it prostitution but it’s more than a little creepy that people will pay $60 an hour for this. After all, it only should mean something if you have a partner who will do this willingly with you.

[twhitak]

Get a cat. They charge by the week.

[tsowellfan]

I just forwarded this to my wife. I need some new homebrew equipment

[andyk]

He even said he would continue to see her while in a relationship.

'There's no cheating element, it's not immoral,' he said.

Dude.

[12chachacha]

For sixty bucks an hour she better not complain about my farts

[rabidralph]

The guy in the picture has big, ugly feet.

[Uncle Chip]

Cuddlers — that’s a new name for them.

[Mr. Silverback]

Ping!

[RichInOC]

This reminds me of the joke about going to McDonald’s for a salad.

[Berlin_Freeper]

I spent years crafting and nurturing a thoughtful and distinguished conservative reputation on a daily basis here. I am not going to throw it all away by posting in a dry hump thread.

[martin_fierro]

Wut.