If the Dead Can Vote...

If the Dead can vote then the dead gotta be able to eat and do many other things that a normal person can do, well except hold a job and be a productive memeber of society.

It just occured to me, all those dead voters need to eat too, I mean if you are dead and you just spent a long election season voting several times for your favorite democrat president, the food stamp president and you get bupkiss for your your vote, well nuts to that, why not sign your corpse-y self up for some government cheese? I mean if dead people gotta vote, dead people gotta eat too?

If Obama is gonna double down in his second term, why not double down on his food stamp numbers by making sure that his favorite voting block is asking "what can government do for me"....

So grab a shovel and a piece of paper and pencil and an acorn clipboard and head down to the local cemetary to sign up the dead tired, starving to death, and those who are just dying to get a good meal or two...

The dead gotta eat, and voting is hungry work.... Starve the beast by feeding the dead...

You gotta be able to read to vote and the dead are no exception. I would suspect that the dead read things like the New Your Slimes, Washington Compost, Mother Bones, and the Rolling GraveStones... So every single magazine subscription card you get need not be thrown away, instead fill it out with name of the dead voter and the address of their residence which would be the cemetary. The dead have got to be able to read all the liberal crap magazines because after all they vote Democrat Every Single Time....

The dead gotta read, cause you gotta read to vote... Starve the lieberal MSM media beast...

Besides Voting the dead gotta be avle to take phone calls, how else are they supposed to respond to pollsters asking them which way they will vote. It is so very hard to get a landline installed at your gravesite these days but there is a solution, the magical Obamaphone is just the thing. Sign up all these poor "Living Impaired - Americans" to an Obama Phone or two, heck they may need more phones as after the batteries run out in their first phone they can't recharge them, I haven't seen too many electrical sockets in graveyards.

The Dead gotta be Polled... Starve the Beast by Picking up the Courtesy phone...

Many may thik this is humour but it is not supposed to be funny, and many here have talked about "Going Galt"....

To heck with "going Galt" it is too slow, instead of going just over their heads by going Galt and refusing to be a maker, Go WAY OVER THEIR HEADS and "Poll Vault" by becoming a SUPER TAKER, or an "Under Maker" and sign up the dead to as many social programs and government freebies as undead-humanly possible.

If it is good enough for an election system that the UN observers from craphole countries are suprised about how insecure it is. But the left cries "voter supression" like a stuck pig when a simple fraud prevention measure like photo ID is required by a state, then why the hell should the welfare state and the aparatus that supports it be any different.

When you are fighting against people who’s playbook is dedicated to satan (rules for radicals), you have to start using the playbook written by cuthulu!

Trying to play Mr. Rogers doesn’t work when the Civil Society has been destroyed by the “Great Society”, it is time to play Mr. Macavelli.

To hell with Civil Disobedience, it is past that now, it is now time for Economic Disobedience, and Social Program Disobedience.

They want Communism, Maybe we should give them so much damned communism they choke on the damn stuff by collapsing the socialist systems they have “frog boiled” us into taking. We MUST shove that communism they love so DAMNED MUCH so DAMNED far down their DAMNED throats that they will still be crapping out hammers and sickles after they become the "Voting Dead" because they will be ANYWAY.

But is must be done SOON, because once they take away certain parts or all of amendments 1-10, the quick reset option will not be possible, just misery and Soviet style decline.

[ You’re still not getting it! Little barry bastard soetoro is a puppet. The goal of his masters is to crash the American Republic to make way for the globalist new world order.
Forget legacies, forget ‘historic image of the presidency, the piece of crap in the White House is not a man in full, he is a puppet assigned to do what he’s told. He will increse spending exponentially so that the collapse happens while his masters can handle the fall as they wnt it to go.

When you awaken to what is actually ‘going down’, it isn’t ‘the man’ that is the target, it is the ‘too many useless eaters’. The quickest way to eliminate them is to make them even more dependent then yank the dole out from under them making them a mob, useful to destroy infrastructure and bring the total collapse the power-crazed elite masters who are beyond avarice wealthy long for. Power and control of the world is the only goal left to their lusts. They already tell US peons that there are billions too many people for their tastes. They are instituting their plan to bring things into their perspective of balance. ]

Take fromt he globalists by USING their EBT cards against them, they EXPECT the EBT users to buy junk food and candy, but real food with it so you can save the extra money to defend the 2nd amendment and the 1st and the 10th and the rest of the bill of rights, then when the collapse happens it will backfire onthem because it will:

A. Happen sooner than they expect before they get their power structures in place and the 2nd Amendment is still in effect.

B. The Parasites will starve because they didn’t plan ahead and if the parasites find out that we have been leeching their system they will call for stronger control on social programs which will ultimately cut their own damn lazy ass throats.

C. While we collect the governemnt dole we can spend more than they can borrow and collapse things faster. But we will use our stuff wisely, the leeches will not. We can use our gathered food for the new “barter/calorie” economy that will be underground and running alongside the sick crappy system until it burns completely and a new economy based in things of value takes hold.

After reading threads like this today, I did a little research to see if I could qualify for government programs, like WIC. My husband has a decent job and we get by on his salary alone. I have had to learn to cook everything from scratch but actually enjoy it and you can’t beat the taste. Anyway, for a family of 8, our take home pay is below the maximum level monthly income. I was shocked!! We DO NOT need government help. If I wasn’t afraid to be on the radar, I’d sign up and get free milk and cheese. It sounds good in theory. I just REALLY don’t want my homeschool kids in ANY government system.

Go through the phone book and sign up everyone else then

Better yet all of the obviously fake voter registrations..

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