[Ezekiel]

Don’t repair the grid after the war - electricity is a Jewish conspiracy to humiliate the noble Arab peoples.

Exactly right. We always hear about how wrong it is to expose primitive tribes to modern culture and technology because it would destroy the integrity and very existence of these peaceful peoples. They already inhabit vast swaths of desolate desert lands naturally free of power lines, water, and wifi. Let them prosper there with camel and hookah.

[Slings and Arrows]

Let them prosper there with camel and hookah.

Don't forget the goats. Lonely place, the desert.

[sheik yerbouty]

Smite the jihadists wherever you might find them..