Secret Service investigates GIANT LIZARDS as 'potential threat' to Obama on Thailand visit

Daily Mail ^ | 11/17/12

[BunnySlippers]

They are supposed to be prepared to handle most anything, yet a harmless lizard managed to scare the daylights out of U.S. Secret Service agents preparing a residence for President Obama's trip to Thailand.

Thai officials, however, reassured the U.S. Secret Service that the massive lizards found on the Government House grounds were not the dangerous Komodo dragons, but the harmless, lazy water lizards.

[BunnySlippers]

[BunnySlippers]

Bring it!

[freebilly]

Typical Dem voter....

[RedMDer]

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It's straight from Douglas Adams:

“I come in peace,” it said, ... “take me to your Lizard.”

Ford Prefect, of course, had an explanation for this, as he sat with Arthur and watched the nonstop frenetic news reports on television, none of which had anything to say ...

“It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see...”

“You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?”

“No,” said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, “nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people.”

“Odd,” said Arthur, “I thought you said it was a democracy.”

“I did,” said Ford. “It is.”

“So,” said Arthur, hoping he wasn’t sounding ridiculously obtuse, “why don’t the people get rid of the lizards?”

“It honestly doesn’t occur to them,” said Ford. “They’ve all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they’ve voted in more or less approximates to the government they want.”

“You mean they actually vote for the lizards?”

“Oh yes,” said Ford with a shrug, “of course.”

“But,” said Arthur, going for the big one again, “why?”

“Because if they didn’t vote for a lizard,” said Ford, “the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?”

The Secret Service is afraid they'll bring back the wrong lizard...

[BunnySlippers]

I say “Free the Komodos”!

[EternalVigilance]

the massive lizards found on the Government House grounds were not the dangerous Komodo dragons, but the harmless, lazy water lizards.

Kind of like Democrats vs. Republicans.

[DemforBush]

Thailand?

[Viennacon]

Should have let the lizard eat the snake who ate the dog.

[BunnySlippers]

It would be SO AWESOME if we had an American president eaten by a lizard! Go go go!

[Psalm 144]

Are they going to lick the flies off of his face?

[BunnySlippers]

I am rooting for the lizards versus O’Bama!

[Paladin2]

A new name for ho's?

Giant Lizard indeed. Needs immediate investigation, on site.

[a fool in paradise]

[Aevery_Freeman]

Douglas Adams is a treasure! I sure miss him.

Thanks for the clever chuckle (Perfect Placement in a Thread Award, NAV)

[Paladin2]

Here's a couple of (kim) komandos to free:

[wrench]

Wasn’t the Hilliary traveling circus just there? No chance she arranged a “lizard swap” as a surprise for her boss, now is there?

[TNoldman]

“lazy water lizards” - I didn’t know Mooocheel went with him.

[BunnySlippers]

I want one ...

[yldstrk]

what the heck is he doing in Thsiland? Our government secrets have been completely compromised by the head of the CIA and ubama is in Thailand?

[C210N]

There was a day when a thread so titled would bring dozens of Helen Thomas pictures.

However, the march of web and FR evolution has led to modern FR, where such appropriate circumstances evoke mere verbal references to such.

[BunnySlippers]

All is not lost!

[BunnySlippers]

All is not lost!

[Daffynition]

Hopefully there'll be a face-to-face w/ Moosechelle.

[jonascord]

I can understand the SS concern. Lizards eat medium rodents, and carrion, so our Usurper would be in definate hazard. Getting turned into Siamese lizard dropping would be a step up. tho...

[SWAMPSNIPER]

I’m betting they won’t publish my comment, as usual!

[reformed_dem]

27 replies and still no “Thailand?”??

[Slings and Arrows]

Were the giant lizards spotted at a tea party?

[Slings and Arrows]

Were the giant lizards spotted at a tea party?

[BunnySlippers]

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[tumblindice]

Sheila monster: "Don't call me `Shirley'!"

[Hot Tabasco]

Is that Teddy Kennedy??? NO WAY!

[Sacajaweau]

I would guess that Hillary passed out “Notes from Obama”....because he knows sh** about these countries.....and could care less. Hence...he will arrive with his “I Won” shirt and a monitor....to the applause of the millions of minions of those countries.

[Hot Tabasco]

Should have let the lizard eat the snake who ate the dog.

...that worried the cat

that ate the rat

that ate the cheese

that lived in the house that Barak built.......

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

That’s what I would tell the Secret Service too. HA! HA!

Almost as funny as the bunny trying for jimehh.

[a fool in paradise]

Were the giant lizards spotted at a tea party?

Yes.

[jimfree]

The president from Indonesia doesn’t know this?

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

I can see it now Obama fighting a water lizard over a putrid dog carcass.

[HiTech RedNeck]

no, barak did not build that house. somebody else built it.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Perverts heaven in Thailand. Order some creamofsumyungai.

[tet68]

Headline: President to support giant lizard marriage.
“They have rights too, says Obama,”I’m thinking of
trading Michele in on one.”

[Brandonmark]

[bunkerhill7]

Secret Service investigates DRAGON LADIES in Hotel as ‘potential threat’ to OBUMMER on Thailand visit

[Brandonmark]

Secret Service investigates DRAGON LADIES in Hotel as ‘potential threat’ to OBUMMER on Thailand visit

[tumblindice]

Hey baybee! lounge lizard

[shibumi]

I don't see the problem.

Sounds like a meeting of kindred spirits to me.

(Apologies to any Squamatites who might be reading this.)

"David Icke! Paging Mr David Icke, you have a call on the Red Courtesy Telephone. Mr David Icke."

[TruthWillWin]

Wish I had a giant lizard.

[bayouranger]

Must be because gerbils don’t do it for him anymore.

Hey, he was known as “walks like a duck” by his nanny.

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Hey, he was known as “walks like a duck” by his nanny.

His tranny nanny Turdi?