Posted on 11/19/2012 6:33:05 AM PST by Kaslin
Wake up and smell the cappuccino, conservatives. This election offers devastating proof we must embrace immigration reform now. Its our only hope! Not as the pandering stunt some Beltway geniuses argue will trick liberal minorities into voting conservative. Someones gotta be inhaling Colorados special herbs to think thatll work.
No, we need immigration reform so Univision can hire more hard-working reporters to do the dirty jobs their American counterparts wont, like, ask a few tough questions.
Imagine a press conference going like this:
Mr. President, its reported your Attorney General knew your FBI was investigating your Director of Central Intelligence about issues that eventually forced his resignation. Yet Mr. Holder reportedly didnt tell you for months the CIA could be compromised. Shouldnt you fire him for keeping you in the dark?
Mr. President, on the campaign trail, you proudly declared Al Qaeda is on the run, war is retreating, and peace is breaking out. Yet, with the hit on an American ambassador, Libya nearly a failed state, Syria tottering on the brink, war erupting between Hamas and Israel, and Egypt crouching to jump, isnt the opposite more accurate: Al Qaeda is resurgent, war is breaking out, and peace is on the run?
A follow up, sir? Did your words and actions encouraging the Arab uprisings contribute to the direction events took? Has your heavy use of drone attacks and their collateral damage to civilians created the kind of anti-American blowback your predecessor was criticized for?
Mr. President, this week you strongly rejected criticism of Susan Rice for misleading the public. You say its not fair to attack her because she didnt have anything to do with Benghazi; youre the one who asked her to go on the talk shows and spread the Administrations disinformation about a video protest.
That raises a few questions, sir. Secretary Clinton was very involved in the relevant events. Why wasnt she the one to report to the media and the American people? Why did you put Ambassador Rice in the position of relaying false information? Does that affect her credibility on the national and world stage? If she couldnt see you were setting her up, how can she hope to tango with the likes of Putin and Ahmadinewhatshisname?
Mr. President, youre so cool and dreamy! giggle Ive never seen you lose! How can you stand to deal with those hideous, wrinkly Republicans? Oh Im so sorry! I thought this was the American media press conference. Ill go wait in the other room. Were just salivating and waiting to slobber on you! Hey, if things dont work out with Michelle
Moving to the economy, Mr. President, you famously said if you couldnt fix things in three years, thered be a one term proposition. But most the leading indicators, like jobs, the deficit, the national debt, consumer confidence, are staying bad or getting worse.
As we look into what is now an eight-year proposition, what are your goals for successful benchmarks? What kind of employment numbers, job creation, deficit reduction, pay-down on the debt can the American people hope for under your leadership?
Mr. President, in the second debate with Governor Romney, you said the biggest misperception about you is that you actually believe the free enterprise system is the greatest engine of prosperity the world's ever known. Would you clarify your position? Is business development thats planned and directed from Washington the same thing as free enterprise?
If theres a difference, can you name two or three actions youve taken--or plan to take--to facilitate free enterprise, as opposed to government-directed enterprise?
In that same debate, Mr. President, you touted Americas increased domestic oil and gas production. There was some disagreement with the governor about whether that resulted from your policies or whether it came mostly from private lands in spite of your policies.
Can you elaborate? What actions have you taken or will you take to encourage increased oil and gas production on public lands? Is that consistent with your post election order substantially cutting the scope of public leases?
Are there severe restrictions on fracking in the works?
Finally Mr. President, Los Yanquis in the other room loudly and consistently declare Republicans are obstructionist; they wont work with you. Their only aim was to make you a one-term president. Ha. They lost, you won; elections have consequences! Felicitaciones!
But, that sounds familiar, Mr. President. In fact, isnt that exactly what you told Paul Ryan at the beginning of your term when he tried to share ideas for getting the economy moving again? Isnt that when the tone was set?
Wasnt that tone loud and clear in the Stimulus, drafted by Reid and Pelosi with no Republican input accepted? And your signature health care lawnot negotiated on CSPAN-- but in fact drafted behind closed doors and crammed down everyones throat, against the public will?
Isnt it you who governed as a unilateral partisan from the start? And the only reason the public thinks otherwise is because the Alphabet Soup of professional cheerleaders in the other room are a relentless pack of chupamedias who havent held you accountable for a single thing in four years?
Wait, Mr. President, wait! Thats my green card youre using to light your cigar!
Barry's favorite words.
what is the difference between 1980 and 2012? Now, the commies have acorn in most every needed city from taxpayer monies, they have browned america with thousands of illegals, they have distributed taxpayer monies in pigford, food stamps, cash payments etc, they have done fraudulent vote counting. The USA is no more.
The Woodward/Bernstein era of journalism where curiosity and persistence were standard has given way to the Crowley/Tapper era where the primary media function is to protect the administration - if it’s liberal.
And to slander it without investigation or evidence if it is Republican.
A follow up, sir? Did your words and actions encouraging the Arab uprisings contribute to the direction events took? Has your heavy use of drone attacks and their collateral damage to civilians created the kind of anti-American blowback your predecessor was criticized for?
Mr. President, this week you strongly rejected criticism of Susan Rice for misleading the public. You say its not fair to attack her because she didnt have anything to do with Benghazi; youre the one who asked her to go on the talk shows and spread the Administrations disinformation about a video protest.
That raises a few questions, sir. Secretary Clinton was very involved in the relevant events. Why wasnt she the one to report to the media and the American people? Why did you put Ambassador Rice in the position of relaying false information? Does that affect her credibility on the national and world stage? If she couldnt see you were setting her up, how can she hope to tango with the likes of Putin and Ahmadinewhatshisname?
Mr. President, youre so cool and dreamy! giggle Ive never seen you lose! How can you stand to deal with those hideous, wrinkly Republicans? Oh Im so sorry! I thought this was the American media press conference. Ill go wait in the other room. Were just salivating and waiting to slobber on you! Hey, if things dont work out with Michelle
Moving to the economy, Mr. President, you famously said if you couldnt fix things in three years, thered be a one term proposition. But most the leading indicators, like jobs, the deficit, the national debt, consumer confidence, are staying bad or getting worse.
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Calling New York Times, Washington Post, LA Times, ABC News, MSNBC....
BTTT
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