[SatinDoll]

Dear Bill O’Reilly,

I have advice for you. Move to the country, way out far. No television, no cell phones, get some critters to keep your kids busy, and home school. Reading the classics will help, though they will moan endlessly.

You, on the other hand, will keep your sanity and your kids will grow up right.

With regards, Satin Doll

[Hot Tabasco]

The only things I did around the house was read books, assemble model planes or chores. Other than that, I was always traipsing the fields and woods with my BB gun, catching turtle or snakes or just doing "stuff" outside.....

And in the winter, non-stop skiing on weekends or snowshoeing after school, checking out all the tracks of the critters around our house......The biggest complaint my mom had was that I was never home ........Life was good.