[sickoflibs]

RE :”Except for #14, that’s a pretty realistic prediction of how this plays out.”

Thanks bro,
I just added #14 because we need a laugh when the situation is so bad.

[Cyber Liberty]

It worked. I laughed! LOL!

Steve Martin once had a bit like that:

I have some hostages! Yup, I took ‘em because that’s what people do these days.

I have my demands...a list of three demands that must be met before I’ll release them: 1) a getaway car, 2) $250,000 in cash and 3) I want the letter “M” stricken from the English language.

(You have to have at least one ridiculous item in there, so later if you get caught you can plead insanity. I mean, Really? “A getaway car??”)