Oh no. This is the Nobel Prize for Nothing Emperor for Life.
In the same way, our masters lie to us and tell us there "is no inflation!" And our obese, entitlement check collecting immoral masses nod their low information voting noggins, and surf for porn.
what kind of hedonic improvement can be done for Big Ears? i am so overjoyed at the idea of having to put up with 4 more years of lord haw haw.