Moore doesn’t carry concealed because
he’d never remember which
roll of fat it was concealed in...
L!Posted on 12/26/2012 11:13:15 AM PST by jimbo123
Filmmaker Michael Moore's bodyguard was arrested for carrying an unlicensed weapon in New York's JFK airport Wednesday night.
(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...
Have the Feds declare him a gun-free zone...problem solved.
Rules are for thee, not for me!
Hey, give the guy a break...
Moore doesn’t carry concealed because he’d never remember which roll of fat it was concealed in....
L!Should start a new thread...
Moore doesn’t carry concealed because:
1-You can’t quick draw from a roll of fat.
2-...
3-...
Or, another thread:
It’s simply too much territory for only One body guard.
That’s ok though right? I mean, someone as important as that tub of lard it’s ok! The rest of us are so meaningless, so useless, so imaterial. ~sarc
Were they headed out to go bowling?
Moore has to protect himself from violent America.
Bowling For Cellulite.
you mean Mikey was just like the rest of us lowly peons for awhile Wednesday night, sans armed bodyguard?
When MM flies not only does he need to pay for his own row of seats, but he might have to undergo a mandatory body cavity search...with an ass that big he could be concealing an ICBM.
“TSA Officer Smith, did you do that body cavity search on Mr. Moore?”
“ICBM.”
“I don’t doubt it...but did you find any weapons?”
LMAO!
This FAT UGLY FRAUD is no different than the weasels in the cowboy flicks that hire gunman to do their killings then try and play innocent.
So was it his North, south, east or west flank guard that was caught? Because he now has a huge blind spot where a major multi assailant attack can be mounted without being detected by the other guards!
Only normal people are capable of seeing the hypocrisy here with this liberal icon. Liberals, who are by definition, mentally deficient, will never see the blatant contradiction of a slob who wants normal people in jail for having guns, but has armed guards.
Is he back? I know he and Jimmah Carter are spending a lot of time with Fidel at Hugo Chavez’s hospital bedside lately.
So, is Michael Moore afraid of black people?...or is his bodyguard afraid of black people for him?
One bodyguard to guard a body of that size?
I just read recently where Alec Baldwin was shopping in a grocery store, so why does Mikey need a bodyguard, anyway?
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