Colorado columnist: Assault rifle owners have ‘tiny penises’

kdvr ^ | : 11:07 am, December 28, 2012, updated on: 11:39am, December 28, 2012 | Will C. Holden

[The Wizard]

and Colorado columnists have no balls

[Secret Agent Man]

Boy liberals sure project their own obsessions.

Notice how everything they hate its either because it’s a small penis thing, it’s a money thing, or it’s a power thing.

Sports cars —> small penis. Rifles —> small penis. It’s always because of some inadequacy. I have to believe they believe this because that is how THEY think. All the stuff they have must be because of their own inadequacies. All the things they do must be because of their own inadequacies. This is just the libs projecting their own thought processes onto others.

Doesn’t explain the women who hav guns. Haven’t heard them say it’s because they have NO penis, but if a small penis is why men have them, libtard logic would say no penis would be an even bigger reason why women have guns.

[ArrogantBustard]

Didn't see yours, but I saw this from one "renfru muldoon":

I OWN MULTIPLE GUNS BECAUSE I HAVE MULTIPLE PENISES. WHY ARE WE EVEN ACKNOWLEDGING THIS ASSHOLE?

ROFL!!!

Mr. Muldoon is apparently an iguana ...

[chiefqc]

Must have been a busy guy, hope he could afford all those knee pads he needed during his research.

[Gertie]

He “Hartly” makes any sense at all. What about all the girls that owned Hummers? Swatchenegger got a little weenee?The price of fuel killed Hummer.

[2nd amendment mama]

People (men) that talk about penis size in most any context are usually sufferers of SPS (small penis syndrome)

So very true - and what they do have is usually so very flaccid! He probably sits at home staring at his images of women on his computer rather than having a real live gun-loving, voluptuous woman by his side.....LOL

[SaraJohnson]

The progpervs are obsessed with the penises and butts of other men. It’s all they can talk about.

[mjp]

If you own multiple guns or feel the need to possess a military-style assault weapon, it’s because you have a small penis,” Hartley writes.

fallacies of jumping to conclusions with too little evidence, generalizing with incomplete information, non sequitur,and overlooking alternative explanations.

[G Larry]

Excellent!

This is what I posted there:

“Todd, if you’re man enough to make a peeing contest of this, we’ll let the public decide.”

[tumblindice]

What’s the difference between the article’s author and a rooster?

A rooster says `cockledoodle do.’
Todd says, `anycockle do.’
yeah, whoa—Hey!

[ladyjane]

Based on my extensive research of gun owners I guarantee you Hartley is wrong.

Of course I’ve done no research on non-gun owners so I can’t compare the two groups.

[Gritty]

I wouldn't mind sharing a foxhole with this guy. He'd make a wonderful sandbag.

The worst part about it would be his perpetual whining, sniveling, and trying to rat out my position to the enemy. That would likely stop (permanently) with the first incoming.

America has not always been so chock full of narcissistic metro sexual fags. Now it seems like they are everywhere.

[Senator Pardek]

There’s your problem - you always need a (gun) control group to make your experiment valid.

[Lazamataz]

Colorado columnist: Assault rifle owners have ‘tiny penises’

I dunno. I'm pretty stacked. :)