Posted on 01/04/2013 10:29:39 AM PST by Red Steel
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Why would anyone want to?
He is just upset that gun owners actually have penis’.
The reply should be to ask about his bestiality kiddie porn collection. The guy is a leftist & a journalist/columnist he has a predisposition for being a degenerate & pervert. This is fighting fire with fire not the GOP trying to fight fascist thugs by the Marquis of Queensbury rules
The reply should be to ask about his bestiality kiddie porn collection. The guy is a leftist & a journalist/columnist he has a predisposition for being a degenerate & pervert. This is fighting fire with fire not the GOP trying to fight fascist thugs by the Marquis of Queensbury rules
I smiled right back and said, "Me!"
Eeeeewwwwwww.
You might want to clean that thing.
You don't want to get some sort of unspeakable disease on your face from it ...
Looks like a man that would meet up with Andrew Sullivan for a date in the nearest public toilet.
Pretty silly concept for a column, given that so-called assault weapons have SHORTER barrels than hunting guns. But liberals never let facts get in the way of making what they think are swarmy attacks on conservatives.
I find it easy to believe this clown has done enough personal research on penises to form an opinion, however flawed his conclusion.
Sigmund Freud:”A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” General Introduction to Psychoanalysis. (1920)
No bet!
I bet he wore out 20 sets of knee pads taking that survey. I mean, surely he didn’t make such a statement without gathering empirical data.
I thought it was a documented fact that journalists were shown to have the lowest intelligence and were proven to have limited intelligence. Their inability to argue from reason and name calling seems to prove it. Obsessing with other guys penis size, generally just means you are gay, not that there is anything wrong with that. I just don’t understand why stupid gay journalists are worried about my legal gun ownership.
I’ve never understood the purported connection between small penises and possession of various status symbols or instruments of violence. I’d tend to think small penis preoccupation might be like women’s weight, in that skinny women are just as likely to be obsessed with it as legitimately obese ones. In fact, the very fact that some are fat may be because they don’t pay due attention to it.
We don’t tend to accurately guage our appearance. Men with big packages may tend to worry as much about size as those who are objectively below average. Also, those who know they’re objectively small, have measured themselves and looked up averages, may not care the same way short men couldn’t give a crape how many men are taller than them.
So I submit that if perceived size does indeed prompt “assault” rifle ownership then no doubt many rifle owners have big dongs.
Well, consider the source of ‘wisdom’.
Plus, When the SHTF I really don’t care if the guy next to me is Stubby McSmall or John Holmes. As long as he’s fully armed and competent in pointing the right weapon in the right direction. I think most would agree. Men or women.
Wow, my husband’s favorite saying sure applies here, “people tend to just others with their own yardstick”.
A weapon whose sole purpose is to kill as many people as possible as quickly as possible? Nevermind that this guy obviously doesn’t know what semiautomatic means. What kills the most people quickest is ordnance. It has a kill radius, and is indiscriminate within that area. That’s howcome our military relies on it to kill the most civilians in foreign countries possible.
Wow, my husband’s favorite saying sure applies here, “people tend to judge others with their own yardstick”.
It was Garrison Keillor who observed while ice fishing that, at least in the cold, all men are created equal.
Not that the issue is germane but, there’s only way we can find out the answer to this question: Send the question to Mythbusters to see if men with military-style weapons do indeed have smaller hardware.
I heard George Carlin, once, comparing missiles or something to penises. And it made me think: does he think the military-industrial complex remakes the laws of physics and ballistics to fit their psychosexual hangups, or is he just a lazy comedian?
I’m guessing Todd never found a penis to be too small.
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