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To: crosshairs
Barry, not having been on the bus for a while, leans in to lick the window.
2 posted on
01/05/2013 6:25:16 AM PST by
FrogMom
(Chicken Little is coming, and he's right!)
To: crosshairs
The next sign goes on your house if you don’t pay up.
3 posted on
01/05/2013 6:28:09 AM PST by
Vaduz
To: crosshairs
What I’m thinking will get me banned.
4 posted on
01/05/2013 6:29:21 AM PST by
Ouderkirk
(Obama has turned America into an aristocracy of the unaccomplished.)
To: crosshairs
"You didn't build that! You hear me??? You go tell your friends, this is what happens from now on!"
5 posted on
01/05/2013 6:30:56 AM PST by
COBOL2Java
(kak-is-toc-ra-cy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens. See: GOP-e)
To: crosshairs
“I’m the president dammit!”
6 posted on
01/05/2013 6:35:36 AM PST by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: crosshairs
Open up! You can't be closed! I won!
7 posted on
01/05/2013 6:39:14 AM PST by
crosshairs
(They are only assault weapons in the hands of tyrannical governments and criminals. Ban both.)
To: crosshairs
To: crosshairs
STFU, B!t^H. I’ll eat what I want. I’m the F888ing president!
9 posted on
01/05/2013 7:02:46 AM PST by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Bread and Circuses; Everyone to the Coliseum!)
To: crosshairs
Cee-Ell-Oh-Ess-Eee-Dee;
Clow-Said.
I still don't get it.
10 posted on
01/05/2013 7:09:25 AM PST by
Iron Munro
(I Miss America !!!!)
To: crosshairs
"HONKEY!"
12 posted on
01/05/2013 7:50:02 AM PST by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: crosshairs
This is what a 7 Million dollar snowcone looks like America.
Meanwhile back on the mainland, check your paycheck stubs this week. We're the ones getting snowed!
14 posted on
01/05/2013 8:11:19 AM PST by
444Flyer
(Genesis 12:3)
To: crosshairs
“I, ah, deserve this, I, ah, scored three whole-in-ones today.”
Yes, I deliberately, misspelled hole.
15 posted on
01/05/2013 8:28:53 AM PST by
depressed in 06
(America conceived in liberty, dies in slavery.)
To: crosshairs
CLOSED.
Then there’s the little note below the sign:
“Sorry, we will remain closed as long as the Secret Service keeps all of our customers from coming into town, and from anywhere within two miles of Obama’s vacation house.”
16 posted on
01/05/2013 9:36:13 AM PST by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: crosshairs
“George said he’d get me ice cream if I got Gadaffi.”
17 posted on
01/05/2013 9:54:12 AM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: crosshairs
“Choom and shaved ice.....breakfast of champions.”
19 posted on
01/05/2013 9:57:17 AM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: crosshairs
“That blueunicorn6 said that I’d be really cool if I shoved a cup of Hawaiian shaved ice up my donkey.”
20 posted on
01/05/2013 10:02:05 AM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: crosshairs
“Can’t get a real Twinkie anywhere. Who’s in charge of this cluster?”
21 posted on
01/05/2013 10:05:42 AM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: crosshairs
Oh, man, they sold him another candle to eat. The guy’s got more wax in him than a Johnson paste wax factory.
23 posted on
01/05/2013 10:09:48 AM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: crosshairs
“I can eat this as fast as I want. I never get a brain freeze. I wonder why that is?”
24 posted on
01/05/2013 10:12:44 AM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: crosshairs
“OK, everybody! Who wants free ice cream? If you all give me five bucks each, I can get you two bucks worth of free ice cream! No, Joe, I don’t have change for a twenty. You’ll just get an extra scoop of free ice cream. You’re the lucky one!”
25 posted on
01/05/2013 10:18:10 AM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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