You only have the right to remain silent after the LEO reads you that right? Hahahahahah! This is rich. If I am going to be treated as guilty... gosh... maybe I ought to at least do something... I got it... lets get drunk and take a Rigid pipe citter and deadhead some parking meters.
Bump for the Cool Hand Luke reference.
And we all thought that the rights in the Bill Of Rights came from our Creator? No, it comes from the police!