[Slings and Arrows]

“Sidwell Friends security officers do not carry guns.”

So they keep them in their cars? I'd parse every word on this one.

Nevertheless, let's assume it's true. They've just advertised that they're a big fat target on any day that 0bama's offspring aren't there.

[muawiyah]

Sidwell is built like a fortress ~ they aren’t fooling anybody ~