[Doogle]

...she didn’t get hit with the ugly stick, the ugly tree fell on her...

[cripplecreek]

An ugly logging truck ran over her then backed over her to find out what it hit.

[Charles Martel]

...she didn’t get hit with the ugly stick, the ugly tree fell on her...

(Well, Rosa *does* look like something out of the twisted, drug-addled imaginations of Sid and Marty Krofft.)

[Bshaw]

“...she didn’t get hit with the ugly stick, the ugly tree fell on her...”

Or as my Grandfather would say, “If she joined the Miss America Pageant, she’d lose her citizenship.”