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Caption Lurch

Posted on 01/24/2013 12:43:40 PM PST by crosshairs



TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caption; horseface; idiot; kerry

1 posted on 01/24/2013 12:43:41 PM PST by crosshairs
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Well, first of all, you can fix the name card. There's nothing honorable about me.
2 posted on 01/24/2013 12:45:50 PM PST by crosshairs (All we are saying, is give a high cap piece a chance.)
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To: crosshairs

I couldn’t find my usual pink or orange ties today but I am wearing my fancy three-button-cuff shirt.


3 posted on 01/24/2013 12:47:00 PM PST by cotton1706
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To: crosshairs
"What Difference Does It Make! ...That I Slandered My Fellow Soldiers In Vietnam?"


4 posted on 01/24/2013 12:47:00 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: TexasCajun

I’m just a gigolo,
Everywhere I go,
People know the part
I’m playing...


5 posted on 01/24/2013 12:48:20 PM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (In the game of life, there are no betting limits)
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To: crosshairs

Botox gone bad? All too liberal use of “plumper”? Possible jaundice? All and all, a real mess.


6 posted on 01/24/2013 12:50:35 PM PST by Oratam
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To: crosshairs
Do ya think the treasonous bastard has enough bottled water in front of him?
7 posted on 01/24/2013 12:51:07 PM PST by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
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To: crosshairs

"Is it just me, or is it thirsty in here?"

8 posted on 01/24/2013 12:51:17 PM PST by fhayek
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To: crosshairs

Thinking about botox ...


9 posted on 01/24/2013 12:52:01 PM PST by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: crosshairs

“Later that evening I was spanking those girls on the bum, like this. You know, the ones in those famous pictures where I was as drunk as a skunk at that party.”


10 posted on 01/24/2013 12:53:45 PM PST by ZX12R
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To: crosshairs

11 posted on 01/24/2013 12:53:55 PM PST by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: crosshairs

“Oops! That was me. Had cabbage for lunch.”


12 posted on 01/24/2013 12:54:35 PM PST by albie
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To: Oratam

He’s starting to look like Joan Rivers.


13 posted on 01/24/2013 12:54:35 PM PST by Mashood
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To: crosshairs

I can see the strings.


14 posted on 01/24/2013 12:54:47 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper (SOS)
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To: crosshairs

Please help the dumb soldiers that are stuck in Irak.


15 posted on 01/24/2013 12:55:03 PM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: crosshairs

“Did you know that I served honorably in Vietnam?”


16 posted on 01/24/2013 12:55:29 PM PST by Cheerio (Barry Hussein Soetoro-0bama=The Complete Destruction of American Capitalism)
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To: crosshairs
I shot more videos than Viet Congs.


17 posted on 01/24/2013 12:57:22 PM PST by rawcatslyentist ("Behold, I am against you, O arrogant one," Jeremiah 50:31)
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To: crosshairs

Are we sure that’s really him?

It looks like he’s wearing a poorly made mask of himself.


18 posted on 01/24/2013 12:57:34 PM PST by chrisser (Senseless legislation does nothing to solve senseless violence.)
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To: crosshairs

It took a decade for you idiots to catch on to the lies I told in the 70s and it will take decades longer for you to figure these lies out.


19 posted on 01/24/2013 12:59:50 PM PST by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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I have this much ketchup/catsup at home! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!


20 posted on 01/24/2013 1:00:59 PM PST by carriage_hill (AR-10s & AR-15s are the 21st Century's Muskets. The 2nd Amendment is the First Human Right.)
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To: crosshairs
I heard somewhere he served in Vietnam and earned Purple Hearts.

Is that true ?!

21 posted on 01/24/2013 1:02:12 PM PST by Lizavetta (You get what you tolerate)
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To: crosshairs
TRAITOR
22 posted on 01/24/2013 1:07:17 PM PST by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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To: crosshairs

Watch me pick up these bottles with my magnetic hands....


23 posted on 01/24/2013 1:07:28 PM PST by fivecatsandadog ("Six callers ahead of us, Jimmy. ")
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To: Lizavetta

I doubt that the Viet Cong army issued purple hearts.


24 posted on 01/24/2013 1:09:20 PM PST by Mark (For the first time in my life, I'm no longer proud of my country.)
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To: crosshairs

“I’m sorry guys, Theresa said she could only pay $50,000 to each of you. Something about her taxes going up...”


25 posted on 01/24/2013 1:10:35 PM PST by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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OOOH....Are the big bad Republicans gonna get tough and ask hard questions?? I’m sooo scared of the Spineless GOP look at my hands shaking.....


26 posted on 01/24/2013 1:28:19 PM PST by jakerobins
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To: crosshairs

“Well let’s get one thing straight.

I’ve done a great job of everything I’ve done.

But the first step has always been lower the people’s expectations”


27 posted on 01/24/2013 1:29:43 PM PST by ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton (Go Egypt on 0bama)
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To: crosshairs

A self-confessed War Criminal.


28 posted on 01/24/2013 1:42:59 PM PST by YHAOS
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‘Motivational Speaker of the Year’ award winner takes a bow.


29 posted on 01/24/2013 2:58:52 PM PST by Java4Jay (The evils of government are directly proportional to the tolerance of the people.)
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To: crosshairs
LOSER is the first word that comes to mind.
30 posted on 01/24/2013 3:00:11 PM PST by USMA '71 ((Re-elect no one!))
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