Skip to comments.I Gotta Get the Bread and Milk! OMG, I Gotta Get the Bread and Milk!!!
Posted on 02/09/2013 11:00:30 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
Guy needs to get his bread and milk!
My mother (born and raised in the northwest) used to hate this about living in North Carolina. I remember she used to come home going. “What the $^%$% is wrong with these people buying up all the bread and milk because they’re forecasting an inch of snow????!!!!” It became a running joke in our family. “Ayagh! It’s going to sleet... let’s go buy bread and milk!!!”
Did you hear Rush on Friday?
He took the “nanny state” credo to the umpteenth level!
It was a hoot.
(Unfortunately, some idiots took him seriously-—they appreciated his warnings not to go outdoors.They’ve already been indoctrinated.)
If they really cared the would a PSA for guns and ammo.
And Pizza! Remember no pizza delivery during blizzards.
And then someone from Texas might think the northeast just got a bunch of DQs.
I went to a DQ in California and they didn’t know about turning them upside down.
Where I live, it’s bread, milk and TOILET PAPER. Do people only buy one roll at a time? Cracks me up every time.
Did you hear Rush on Friday?”
Yes, it was a hoot. Particularly when the gal called in and said that Rush had forgotten to remind the people not to eat yellow snow!
I would hope that most of his listeners understand why and just chuckled but I wonder how many of the people who only read the lib blogs still don’t know why or perhaps even tried it just because he said not to.
An inch of snow triggers the urge for Milk Sandwiches.
My stepfather delivered milk to stores, restaurants, and schools so we had a ringside seat for the spike in milk sales associated with a storm. When I was in college and helping him during winter break, we were always amazed at how much milk could be sold in small town grocery stores in north-central OK. We wondered what it might be like if we lived further north in the Great Plains.
I was listening to the Weather Channel the other day (they are good little obedient libruls there) and the female anchor said something about people doing what they are “ordered to do” as far as not driving.
I kept thinking, ol’ Adolf would have loved her.
I forget where I heard this one... but it was a story of a grocery store employee who was questioning why it is that whenever a winter storm is coming, all the sudden EVERYONE gets a craving for... French Toast!
(bread... milk... eggs...)
That bread and milk stuff is so 70’s.
Here in my neighborhood it’s Beer and Beam.
Yep. Gas up the generators, make a beer run and put the loaded 12 G by the door. ‘Night hon!
Bread and milk? I want strawberries with whipped cream on top! Let’s go for the good stuff.
I’m an upstate New Yorker who lived in Virginia for a year. Two inches of snow in Va and no signs of life.
Turning what upside down?
What’s the point of stocking up on milk if the electricity goes out for about a week? It’ll just spoil. That’s just mega-stupid.
Laffed so hard it hurt.
The last time I bought TP was several years ago. I have a spacious basement. NH is nearby and lacks a sales tax. Same for paper towels.
Shampoo? Deodorant? Toothpaste? Internet beats brick and mortar. Order enough to avoid shipping (and sales taxes)!
LOL I’m savin that one.
ITS COMIN RIGHT FOR US!!!!!!