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I Gotta Get the Bread and Milk! OMG, I Gotta Get the Bread and Milk!!!
Twitchy ^ | 2/9/13 | Vic DiBitetto

Posted on 02/09/2013 11:00:30 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom

Guy needs to get his bread and milk!


TOPICS: Government; US: Connecticut; US: Maine; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: bread; hilarity; insane; milk
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LOL...perfect send-up of the smothering nanny-state and their incredibly stupid PSAs about how to survive a simple snowstorm.
1 posted on 02/09/2013 11:00:37 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

My mother (born and raised in the northwest) used to hate this about living in North Carolina. I remember she used to come home going. “What the $^%$% is wrong with these people buying up all the bread and milk because they’re forecasting an inch of snow????!!!!” It became a running joke in our family. “Ayagh! It’s going to sleet... let’s go buy bread and milk!!!”


2 posted on 02/09/2013 11:09:11 PM PST by ponygirl (Be Breitbart.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Did you hear Rush on Friday?
He took the “nanny state” credo to the umpteenth level!
It was a hoot.

(Unfortunately, some idiots took him seriously-—they appreciated his warnings not to go outdoors.They’ve already been indoctrinated.)


3 posted on 02/09/2013 11:09:11 PM PST by Mortrey (Impeach President Soros)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

If they really cared the would a PSA for guns and ammo.

And Pizza! Remember no pizza delivery during blizzards.

And then someone from Texas might think the northeast just got a bunch of DQs.

I went to a DQ in California and they didn’t know about turning them upside down.


4 posted on 02/09/2013 11:16:48 PM PST by ThomasThomas
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Where I live, it’s bread, milk and TOILET PAPER. Do people only buy one roll at a time? Cracks me up every time.


5 posted on 02/09/2013 11:27:32 PM PST by fatnotlazy
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To: Mortrey

Did you hear Rush on Friday?”

Yes, it was a hoot. Particularly when the gal called in and said that Rush had forgotten to remind the people not to eat yellow snow!

I would hope that most of his listeners understand why and just chuckled but I wonder how many of the people who only read the lib blogs still don’t know why or perhaps even tried it just because he said not to.


6 posted on 02/09/2013 11:37:46 PM PST by Grams A (The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
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I think if someone re-broadcast Orson Wells 1938 "War of the Worlds'' drama or did a new version of it you'd have all the good little nanny state drones going nuts.
7 posted on 02/09/2013 11:50:47 PM PST by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

An inch of snow triggers the urge for Milk Sandwiches.


8 posted on 02/09/2013 11:54:55 PM PST by TheOldSchool
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To: ponygirl

My stepfather delivered milk to stores, restaurants, and schools so we had a ringside seat for the spike in milk sales associated with a storm. When I was in college and helping him during winter break, we were always amazed at how much milk could be sold in small town grocery stores in north-central OK. We wondered what it might be like if we lived further north in the Great Plains.


9 posted on 02/09/2013 11:57:05 PM PST by T-Bird45 (It feels like the seventies, and it shouldn't.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I was listening to the Weather Channel the other day (they are good little obedient libruls there) and the female anchor said something about people doing what they are “ordered to do” as far as not driving.

I kept thinking, ol’ Adolf would have loved her.


10 posted on 02/09/2013 11:57:26 PM PST by I still care (I miss my friends, bagels, and the NYC skyline - but not the taxes. I love the South.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom; All

I forget where I heard this one... but it was a story of a grocery store employee who was questioning why it is that whenever a winter storm is coming, all the sudden EVERYONE gets a craving for... French Toast!

(bread... milk... eggs...)


11 posted on 02/09/2013 11:57:43 PM PST by Rodamala
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

That bread and milk stuff is so 70’s.
Here in my neighborhood it’s Beer and Beam.


12 posted on 02/10/2013 12:28:55 AM PST by mowowie (e-ellected.)
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Yep. Gas up the generators, make a beer run and put the loaded 12 G by the door. ‘Night hon!


13 posted on 02/10/2013 2:43:53 AM PST by poobear (Socialism in the minds of the elites. is a con-game for the serfs, nothing more.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Bread and milk? I want strawberries with whipped cream on top! Let’s go for the good stuff.


14 posted on 02/10/2013 2:57:25 AM PST by jonrick46 (The opium of Communists: other people's money.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I’m an upstate New Yorker who lived in Virginia for a year. Two inches of snow in Va and no signs of life.


15 posted on 02/10/2013 3:21:13 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: ThomasThomas

Turning what upside down?


16 posted on 02/10/2013 3:23:33 AM PST by winodog (Thank you Jesus for the calm in my life)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

What’s the point of stocking up on milk if the electricity goes out for about a week? It’ll just spoil. That’s just mega-stupid.


17 posted on 02/10/2013 3:24:34 AM PST by jespasinthru (Proud member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.)
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To: Mortrey

Laffed so hard it hurt.


18 posted on 02/10/2013 3:30:50 AM PST by Fishtalk (http://patfish.blogspot.com/)
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To: fatnotlazy
Where I live, it’s bread, milk and TOILET PAPER. Do people only buy one roll at a time? Cracks me up every time.

The last time I bought TP was several years ago. I have a spacious basement. NH is nearby and lacks a sales tax. Same for paper towels.

Shampoo? Deodorant? Toothpaste? Internet beats brick and mortar. Order enough to avoid shipping (and sales taxes)!

19 posted on 02/10/2013 3:40:59 AM PST by cynwoody
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

LOL I’m savin that one.

ITS COMIN RIGHT FOR US!!!!!!


20 posted on 02/10/2013 3:45:09 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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