“I know four people on this cruise, one of which is my wife. The other is my girlfriend
Your in the clear unless they meet..........then it’s time for YOU to take a cruise!
Arms, don't fail me now!
Two Frenchmen are sitting at a cafe, looking out across the plaza at two figures hurrying toward them.
Frenchman 1: (Very agitated) “Oh no - here comes my wife and my girlfriend!
Frenchman 2: (Even more agitated) “Sacrebleu - me too!!”