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Taliban take a hard line on Viagra
DW ^ | 2-12-2013 | Shamil Shams

Posted on 02/13/2013 9:05:29 PM PST by haffast

Shopkeepers in the Karkhano market in the northwestern Pakistani city of Peshawar told the media on Monday, February 11, that the Taliban had warned them not to sell "Viagra-style" male potency drugs or otherwise be prepared to "face the consequences."

"Selling sex drugs, vulgar films and obscene movies are against Shariah law," read the pamphlets distributed by the Islamist group Tehrik-e-Taliban in Khyber. "All those involved in this business are warned to quit this occupation and start a lawful business," news agency AFP quoted the warning as saying.

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But there are also religious scholars, such as Muhammad Rafiq Khalil, who believe that Islam is not against the enhancement of sexual pleasure, even if medication is used.

"If you have any ailment, get it treated. Islam allows sexual enhancement. But it prefers natural methods, such as almonds and nuts, herbs, and fat-rich food to increase sexual appetite," Khalil, who is based in Lahore, told DW, adding that in any case, it was best to "avoid artificial medicine."

Had Islam been against sexual pleasure, Khalil noted, it would not have permitted men to have four wives at a time.

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"If I had so many wives," Hassan commented, "I think I'd need a little Viagra pick-me-up every now and then."

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"Pakistanis love to have fun and enjoy life to the fullest. We do not want a tribal society in Pakistan."

Moazum Rauf, a writer and lecturer at the University of Lahore, thinks that male potency is naturally a big issue in the Islamic Republic because "a good Muslim has to sexually satisfy 70 hoories [nymphs] in heaven."

"Actually, we should ask those hoories in the afterlife if they are happy with this kind of sexual drive. They might have a different take," Rauf joked.

(Excerpt) Read more at dw.de ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: dole; hoories; pakistan
Moazum Rauf may be laughing now......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX0eJ1G1kzs

1 posted on 02/13/2013 9:05:36 PM PST by haffast
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To: haffast

hard line on viagra - hahahahahahah


2 posted on 02/13/2013 9:07:42 PM PST by svcw (Why is one cell on another planet considered life, and in the womb it is not.)
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To: haffast

Bout time they got things straight between them...


3 posted on 02/13/2013 9:07:42 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: haffast

I don’t want to know what they are threatening to cut off.


4 posted on 02/13/2013 9:08:24 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: haffast

In other news...
Taliban Fighters Using Copious Amounts of Viagra, Boys and Goats hit hardest.


5 posted on 02/13/2013 9:10:20 PM PST by Ouchthatonehurt
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To: haffast

“”If you have any ailment, get it treated. Islam allows sexual enhancement. But it prefers natural methods, such as almonds and nuts, herbs, and fat-rich food to increase sexual appetite,” Khalil, who is based in Lahore, told DW, adding that in any case, it was best to “avoid artificial medicine.””

The “horny goat weed” growers union lobbied for this... (Google it)


6 posted on 02/13/2013 9:11:14 PM PST by babygene ( .)
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To: haffast

We just won the war.

N E V E R get between a Muslim and their Porn.

Never.


7 posted on 02/13/2013 9:14:32 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: haffast

“Selling sex drugs, vulgar films and obscene movies are against Shariah law,” read the pamphlets distributed by the Islamist group Tehrik-e-Taliban in Khyber. “All those involved in this business are warned to quit this occupation and start a lawful business,”

Yeah, like a stoning gallery or an honor killing service.


8 posted on 02/13/2013 9:19:39 PM PST by Ouchthatonehurt
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To: haffast
"artificial medicine"?

Umm, isn't that like taking a few substances, processing them and making them into something else "medicine". Like, for instance, processing poppie's ?

Never mind me..just an infidel that will NEVER fit into islam.

9 posted on 02/13/2013 9:53:19 PM PST by Michael Barnes (Obamaa+ Downgrade)
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To: haffast
Islam is not against the enhancement of sexual pleasure

Unless you're a woman. Then they use genital mutilation to make sure you don't feel a thing later.
10 posted on 02/13/2013 9:56:13 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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To: Norm Lenhart
That is actually the truth.
True story..I was doing port duty for the 11th MEU when in port of a muzzie country. My partner was of the foreign country's "guard" (this was back in the early 90's BTW). He asked about "American ""Magazines". Sure, no problem I thought (not fully understanding muzzies at that point). My shift was done, my relief arrived, I went back aboard ship and grabbed a couple mag's laying around the berthing area's as a gift for my new found sentry friend.
I no sooner gave him the mags than he handed me just a handful of "stuff" (one being a keychain with a pic of himself, still have it..LOL). He BAILED his post and left dust in his wake (presumably to FAP land) after turning the first few pages. I wound up pulling a double shift as the other Marine who had taken my original watch said "WTF man? I'm not staying here alone.".
11 posted on 02/13/2013 10:02:22 PM PST by Michael Barnes (Obamaa+ Downgrade)
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My daughter did a tour in the sandbox. She was normally a jet mechanic but had to do her time over there like most others. From what she told me porn was like gold and you could divert a terrorism plan with a well placed cache of porn mags. Literally.

They would rather fap than fight for Allah!


12 posted on 02/13/2013 10:19:14 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: haffast

That 4 hour warning must have scared them off.


13 posted on 02/13/2013 10:21:15 PM PST by Iron Munro (I miss America, don't you?)
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To: svcw

But blow yourself up for the jihad— and you get 72 virgins in paradise (or boys apparently). What a completely deceptive fake “religion”.

Or was that 72 Virginians in Paradise? (like the joke, where osama has to listen to a Virgnian a day, all 72 starting with Patrick Henry.


14 posted on 02/13/2013 10:25:38 PM PST by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: Norm Lenhart
So true Norm...Thanks for your original post. Its been so many years, I had forgotten about my own story. Now I am looking for the freaking keychain. hahaha...

Hey, thanks to your daughter for pulling time over there.

Mike

15 posted on 02/13/2013 10:26:22 PM PST by Michael Barnes (Obamaa+ Downgrade)
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To: Michael Barnes

Just make sure it....er...clean before picking it up ;)

Oh the stories she did tell. If only people knew. And she was in no position of import over there. Just a regular GI. All the people that did time there have plenty I’m sure. But no one really talks about it in polite company. Because they CAN’T. Because there’s nothing polite about them. Vile and twisted yes. But not polite.


16 posted on 02/13/2013 10:35:52 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: haffast

What if Achmed just wants to take it so he doesn’t roll out of bed?


17 posted on 02/13/2013 10:46:03 PM PST by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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To: Ouchthatonehurt

“Taliban Fighters Using Copious Amounts of Viagra, Boys and Goats hit hardest.”

You beat me to it, but I was going to postulate that the camels are breathing a sigh of relief!
Seriously though, just when you think these whacked out Camel Jockey’s can’t do/say anything more stupid, they manage to make a liar out of you!


18 posted on 02/13/2013 11:21:16 PM PST by vette6387
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To: haffast

I recently learned the hard way that my proctologist is gay. He was about to perform a prostate exam and as he had me leaned over the examining table he said “You’re gonna’ feel a little prick.”


19 posted on 02/13/2013 11:39:21 PM PST by Terry Mross (How long before America is gone?)
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To: Terry Mross

Be thankful. Your proctologist could be named Dr. Holmes....


20 posted on 02/13/2013 11:44:25 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: Norm Lenhart

You do know that was a joke.


21 posted on 02/13/2013 11:49:39 PM PST by Terry Mross (How long before America is gone?)
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To: Terry Mross

Yes I do. But is wouldn’t be ;)


22 posted on 02/13/2013 11:54:32 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: Norm Lenhart

Grrr..”IT” wouldn’t be...


23 posted on 02/13/2013 11:55:39 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: haffast

It would save potential readers a great deal of time and effort if the news media would simply write, “The Taliban Bozos did something inbred stupid again.”

Do we really need the details?


24 posted on 02/14/2013 3:40:21 AM PST by Jack Hammer
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To: haffast
"Pakistanis love to have fun and enjoy life to the fullest."

Except those of the female persuasion, of course. Chattel need not enjoy anything.

25 posted on 02/14/2013 4:34:50 AM PST by Moltke ("I am Dr. Sonderborg," he said, "and I don't want any nonsense.")
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