Skip to comments.Taliban take a hard line on Viagra
Posted on 02/13/2013 9:05:29 PM PST by haffast
Shopkeepers in the Karkhano market in the northwestern Pakistani city of Peshawar told the media on Monday, February 11, that the Taliban had warned them not to sell "Viagra-style" male potency drugs or otherwise be prepared to "face the consequences."
"Selling sex drugs, vulgar films and obscene movies are against Shariah law," read the pamphlets distributed by the Islamist group Tehrik-e-Taliban in Khyber. "All those involved in this business are warned to quit this occupation and start a lawful business," news agency AFP quoted the warning as saying.
But there are also religious scholars, such as Muhammad Rafiq Khalil, who believe that Islam is not against the enhancement of sexual pleasure, even if medication is used.
"If you have any ailment, get it treated. Islam allows sexual enhancement. But it prefers natural methods, such as almonds and nuts, herbs, and fat-rich food to increase sexual appetite," Khalil, who is based in Lahore, told DW, adding that in any case, it was best to "avoid artificial medicine."
Had Islam been against sexual pleasure, Khalil noted, it would not have permitted men to have four wives at a time.
"If I had so many wives," Hassan commented, "I think I'd need a little Viagra pick-me-up every now and then."
"Pakistanis love to have fun and enjoy life to the fullest. We do not want a tribal society in Pakistan."
Moazum Rauf, a writer and lecturer at the University of Lahore, thinks that male potency is naturally a big issue in the Islamic Republic because "a good Muslim has to sexually satisfy 70 hoories [nymphs] in heaven."
"Actually, we should ask those hoories in the afterlife if they are happy with this kind of sexual drive. They might have a different take," Rauf joked.
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hard line on viagra - hahahahahahah
Bout time they got things straight between them...
I don’t want to know what they are threatening to cut off.
In other news...
Taliban Fighters Using Copious Amounts of Viagra, Boys and Goats hit hardest.
“”If you have any ailment, get it treated. Islam allows sexual enhancement. But it prefers natural methods, such as almonds and nuts, herbs, and fat-rich food to increase sexual appetite,” Khalil, who is based in Lahore, told DW, adding that in any case, it was best to “avoid artificial medicine.””
The “horny goat weed” growers union lobbied for this... (Google it)
We just won the war.
N E V E R get between a Muslim and their Porn.
“Selling sex drugs, vulgar films and obscene movies are against Shariah law,” read the pamphlets distributed by the Islamist group Tehrik-e-Taliban in Khyber. “All those involved in this business are warned to quit this occupation and start a lawful business,”
Yeah, like a stoning gallery or an honor killing service.
Umm, isn't that like taking a few substances, processing them and making them into something else "medicine". Like, for instance, processing poppie's ?
Never mind me..just an infidel that will NEVER fit into islam.
My daughter did a tour in the sandbox. She was normally a jet mechanic but had to do her time over there like most others. From what she told me porn was like gold and you could divert a terrorism plan with a well placed cache of porn mags. Literally.
They would rather fap than fight for Allah!
That 4 hour warning must have scared them off.
But blow yourself up for the jihad— and you get 72 virgins in paradise (or boys apparently). What a completely deceptive fake “religion”.
Or was that 72 Virginians in Paradise? (like the joke, where osama has to listen to a Virgnian a day, all 72 starting with Patrick Henry.
Hey, thanks to your daughter for pulling time over there.
Just make sure it....er...clean before picking it up ;)
Oh the stories she did tell. If only people knew. And she was in no position of import over there. Just a regular GI. All the people that did time there have plenty I’m sure. But no one really talks about it in polite company. Because they CAN’T. Because there’s nothing polite about them. Vile and twisted yes. But not polite.
What if Achmed just wants to take it so he doesn’t roll out of bed?
“Taliban Fighters Using Copious Amounts of Viagra, Boys and Goats hit hardest.”
You beat me to it, but I was going to postulate that the camels are breathing a sigh of relief!
Seriously though, just when you think these whacked out Camel Jockey’s can’t do/say anything more stupid, they manage to make a liar out of you!
I recently learned the hard way that my proctologist is gay. He was about to perform a prostate exam and as he had me leaned over the examining table he said “You’re gonna’ feel a little prick.”
Be thankful. Your proctologist could be named Dr. Holmes....