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Free Vibrators: Trojan to Give Away Thousands of Sex Toys on Miami Beach
New Times ^
| 2/21/13
| Hannah Sentenac
Posted on 02/25/2013 4:53:57 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
...Next Tuesday, Trojan, condom hawkers extraordinaire, will be passing out thousands of free vibrators to Miami Beach-goers. You heard right. THOUSANDS OF FREE VIBRATORS.
Like your friendly neighborhood hot dog cart (only even more blatantly phallic), the Trojan Vibrations Pleasure Carts will be doling out titillating toys to passers-by...
(Excerpt) Read more at blogs.miaminewtimes.com ...
TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: morality; sex
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Hollywood jokes about child rape, sex toys distributed for free, and yet conservatives and the Judeo-Christian worldview are considered anathema.
To: SoFloFreeper
This could be a good thing. If we can get them a steady supply of Duracells, they will keep buzzing happily away and not vote/stay away from politics...
Yes, it’s come to this.
To: SoFloFreeper
Psalm 12:8
The wicked freely strut about when what is vile is honored among men.
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posted on
02/25/2013 5:04:57 AM PST
by
tbpiper
To: SoFloFreeper
I’d say South Florida is long since lost. Pull back and defend the Panhandle!
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posted on
02/25/2013 5:05:44 AM PST
by
babble-on
To: SoFloFreeper
Watching the Daytona 500 yesterday, I heard the announcers say that Danica Patrick had a vibrator in her car. Oh wait, no...it was a vibration. Never mind.
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posted on
02/25/2013 5:06:34 AM PST
by
Mich Patriot
(PITCH BLACK is the new "transparent")
To: Mich Patriot
Harley makes car engines? ;)
To: SoFloFreeper
They’re just trying to create a buzz to drive up sales.
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posted on
02/25/2013 5:14:11 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: SoFloFreeper
God’s wrath is coming upon U.S.!
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posted on
02/25/2013 5:14:51 AM PST
by
wesagain
(The God #Elohim# of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is the One True GOD.)
To: All
Vendor: “Hot Dogs. Get your free footlong hot dogs here”.
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posted on
02/25/2013 5:26:44 AM PST
by
BipolarBob
(Happy Hunger Games! May the odds be ever in your favor.)
To: SoFloFreeper
Why is a condom manufacturer giving away artificial phalli? Isn’t that bad for business?
To: Norm Lenhart
“Objects in mirror are not vibrating as they appear” — Seen on factory Harley motorcycle mirrors.
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posted on
02/25/2013 5:47:15 AM PST
by
soycd
To: babble-on
Speaking for conservative NE Florida here, kindly draw the defense line at 30.2 north lattitute please.
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posted on
02/25/2013 5:47:38 AM PST
by
Mouton
(108th MI Group.....68-71)
To: BipolarBob
80s movie line...
Women at Chippendales strip show. Stripper walks up to one with his junk in a hot dog bun
Woman - “Tell me, is that a footlong?”
Stripper dude - “And then some!”
To: Norm Lenhart
“Bachelor Party” starring Tom Hanks.
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posted on
02/25/2013 6:04:19 AM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Here once the embattled farmers stood... And fired the shot heard round the world.)
To: BipolarBob
Vendor: “Hot Dogs. Get your free footlong hot dogs here”. Nobody likes a braggart.
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posted on
02/25/2013 6:06:03 AM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Here once the embattled farmers stood... And fired the shot heard round the world.)
To: SoFloFreeper
"One ticket to Miami, please!"
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posted on
02/25/2013 6:08:17 AM PST
by
DTogo
(High time to bring back The Sons of Liberty !!)
To: SoFloFreeper
"Huma called, make that 2 tickets!"
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posted on
02/25/2013 6:11:07 AM PST
by
DTogo
(High time to bring back The Sons of Liberty !!)
To: SoFloFreeper
HmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMmmmm
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posted on
02/25/2013 6:13:58 AM PST
by
Jack of all Trades
(Hold your face to the light, even though for the moment you do not see.)
To: SoFloFreeper
More proof the exploding meteor was off by about 10,000 miles.
To: SoFloFreeper
Paging Sandra Fluke...Paging Sandra Fluke
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