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Thief Shot and Killed With AR-15 After Burglarizing Oregon Home
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| 3/4/13
| Jason Howerton
Posted on 03/05/2013 10:29:18 AM PST by Impala64ssa
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Another posthumous Darwin Award nominee.
To: Impala64ssa
Farm owner sued for not having trigger lock. I can see it coming.
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posted on
03/05/2013 10:32:58 AM PST
by
showme_the_Glory
(ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government)
To: Impala64ssa
I’m sure he was a nice guy who was turning his life around.
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posted on
03/05/2013 10:33:51 AM PST
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Impala64ssa
Was he even here legally?
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posted on
03/05/2013 10:37:28 AM PST
by
Gaffer
To: Impala64ssa
You see, you see, guns DO jump up and kill, unprovoked.
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posted on
03/05/2013 10:37:42 AM PST
by
353FMG
( I refuse to specify whether I am serious or sarcastic -- I respect FReepers too much.)
To: Impala64ssa
the jokes write themselves. I will refrain from saying anything else heh.
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posted on
03/05/2013 10:40:48 AM PST
by
Bulwyf
To: 353FMG
guns DO jump up and kill, unprovoked I would say they were provoked!
Ripped by force from their comfortable home... they fought back!
And won!
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posted on
03/05/2013 10:42:47 AM PST
by
grobdriver
(Vivere liberi aut mori)
To: 353FMG
I would think that the authorities may be able to levy a conspiracy charge against the AR-15 and the shotgun to commit this heinous crime.
But then, I’m not a lawyer and have not played one on TV.
Can’t wait for this case to show up on Court TV.
To: grobdriver
But will they be returned to the rightful owner?
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posted on
03/05/2013 10:47:10 AM PST
by
353FMG
( I refuse to specify whether I am serious or sarcastic -- I respect FReepers too much.)
To: Impala64ssa
And some leftist politician is going to seize on this as evidence that AR’s are dangerous just sitting there.
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posted on
03/05/2013 10:48:10 AM PST
by
lurk
To: Impala64ssa
Well SlowJoe is right about the utility of those shotguns.
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posted on
03/05/2013 10:48:23 AM PST
by
Paladin2
To: Impala64ssa
God works in mysterious ways!
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posted on
03/05/2013 10:50:49 AM PST
by
Robert357
(D.Rather "Hoist with his own petard!" www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1223916/posts)
To: Impala64ssa
What’s Spanish for karma?
Hmm. That was simple enough. Bing translator says:
¿Qué es español para el karma?
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posted on
03/05/2013 11:01:43 AM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Impala64ssa
Hey, you’re not my owner! Bang!
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posted on
03/05/2013 11:12:46 AM PST
by
ltc8k6
To: Impala64ssa
Them pesky guns, acting up all by themselves, again.
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posted on
03/05/2013 11:30:02 AM PST
by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(This stuff we're going through now, this is nothing compared to the middle ages.)
To: Impala64ssa
Must have been something in the re fried beans.
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posted on
03/05/2013 11:40:02 AM PST
by
Rappini
(Veritas vos Liberabit)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
Them pesky guns, acting up all by themselves, again. Hey, guns don't kill, trucks do! Who cleans up the stolen truck? Hopefully before it's returned to the legal owner!
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posted on
03/05/2013 11:55:12 AM PST
by
roadcat
To: Impala64ssa
Like the old saying goes, “Bad Decisions Make Great Stories”.
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posted on
03/05/2013 11:58:08 AM PST
by
Charles Martel
(Endeavor to persevere...)
To: Impala64ssa
“Instant Karma gonna get you...”
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posted on
03/05/2013 12:04:15 PM PST
by
SaxxonWoods
(....Let It Burn....)
To: Impala64ssa
“The man wrapped in chains was discovered drowned in the river”
The sheriff commented “it appears he stole more chains than he could swim with”
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posted on
03/05/2013 12:13:44 PM PST
by
bert
((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 .....The fairest Deduction to be reduced is the Standard Deduction)
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