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Boom! #AskFLOTUS hashtag hijack: Michelle Obama asks for questions; Happy warriors deliver [GREAT!]
Twitchy ^ | 3/11/13 | Staff

Posted on 03/11/2013 8:51:31 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper

Hi #AskFLOTUS Was Barack with you on 9/11/12 during #Benghazi...Asking for about 300 million or so people. Thanks....

Boom.

Michelle Obama announced via her Twitter feed that she’d be taking questions this morning at 11:05 a.m. EST on her always-absurd “Let’s move” campaign....

#askFLOTUS Is Barack ever jolted awake at night all sweaty thinking about the 4 Americans he left behind to die in Benghazi?

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: embarrassment; faced; libya; twitchy; twitter
She got plenty of Benghazi questions....
1 posted on 03/11/2013 8:51:31 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

Dear Ari, how does your brother like his job as basketball coach that Barack got him?


2 posted on 03/11/2013 8:54:22 AM PDT by madison10
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To: SoFloFreeper

This is awesome.


3 posted on 03/11/2013 8:56:44 AM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: madison10

#AskFLOTUS I’m concerned for the health of my liberal friends. The caloric intake from kissing your ass must be enormous.

*Snort*


5 posted on 03/11/2013 8:58:16 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Question: How do you get an a$$ that big on veggies?


6 posted on 03/11/2013 9:00:37 AM PDT by depressed in 06 (America conceived in liberty, dies in slavery.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

#AskFLOTUS why is the wide load sign on your butt?

Oh wait, never mind.


7 posted on 03/11/2013 9:01:34 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Dims are stupid, period. End of conversation.)
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To: cripplecreek
#AskFLOTUS I’m concerned for the health of my liberal friends. The caloric intake from kissing your ass must be enormous.

*Snort*

LOL

8 posted on 03/11/2013 9:01:36 AM PDT by madison10
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To: who knows what evil?

Right on. She surely doesn’t have time for such nonsense. Too busy planning for adele and beyonce visit and the big Five O celebration. One of the minions is doing all the work. And in answer to the question. Sleeps like a baby. Ben what? Besides, hildebeast already answered that with “What difference does it make now?”


9 posted on 03/11/2013 9:01:39 AM PDT by rktman (BACKGROUND CHECKS? YOU FIRST MR. PRESIDENT!(not that we'd get the truth!))
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To: SoFloFreeper

Thought this one was good, too:

“Isn’t there a better way to fight obesity than making people too poor to afford food? #AskFLOTUS”


10 posted on 03/11/2013 9:01:41 AM PDT by green pastures (Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
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To: SoFloFreeper
Including this classic...

#AskFLOTUS On 9/11/12, did you hear PBO at any time say "@LetsMove those folks out of Benghazi"?

11 posted on 03/11/2013 9:02:29 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: SoFloFreeper
Two SEALS and no one's coming
We're totally on our own
Obama can't hear the phone ring
Four dead in Benghazi

Gotta get air cover
Terrorists are cutting us down
Should have been nuked long ago
What if he did squat and
Saw him dragged all around
How can he golf when we know?

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

Gotta get air cover
Terrorists are cutting us down
Should have been nuked long ago
What if he did squat and
Saw him dragged all around
How can he golf when we know?

Two SEALS and no one's coming
We're totally on our own
Obama can't hear the phone ring
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi

12 posted on 03/11/2013 9:03:19 AM PDT by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable tyranny.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Dear Mooch...Your ass looks like 20lbs of bologna stuffed into a 15lb sack. Has anyone ever put a lamp on your ass thinking it was an end table?


13 posted on 03/11/2013 9:10:16 AM PDT by albie (re)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Some of the questions have been hysterical.
One (one of my favorites), #AskFLOUTS, When I force my kids 2 exercise & give them limited food, they say “mommy where are the Benghazi survivors”


14 posted on 03/11/2013 9:12:17 AM PDT by svcw (Why is one cell on another planet considered life, and in the womb it is not.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Great comments!

One of my favorites: “If your rumored run in 2016 was successful, how long would you blame the previous administration for the sorry state of the union?”


15 posted on 03/11/2013 9:12:19 AM PDT by Gator113 ( ~just keep livin~)
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To: SoFloFreeper
Isn't it #Flatulous?
16 posted on 03/11/2013 9:13:08 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Due Process 2013: "Burn the M*****-F***er Down!")
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To: SoFloFreeper

Ha, these are great! They have more nerve than I ever would!


17 posted on 03/11/2013 9:13:31 AM PDT by MissTed ( Private Tagline - Do Not Read!)
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To: svcw

Excellent... I had missed that one.


18 posted on 03/11/2013 9:15:03 AM PDT by Gator113 ( ~just keep livin~)
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To: Arrowhead1952
 photo obamaOversize.jpg
19 posted on 03/11/2013 9:15:13 AM PDT by SparkyBass
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To: SoFloFreeper

—Is it true that your butt has it’s own zip code?


20 posted on 03/11/2013 9:18:07 AM PDT by Gator113 ( ~just keep livin~)
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To: Gator113

rofl!!!


21 posted on 03/11/2013 9:28:37 AM PDT by silverleaf (Age Takes a Toll: Please Have Exact Change)
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To: Pride in the USA; Stillwaters
Excellent. The twitterverse hijacks Michelle's hashtag to tweet her some very pointed, sarcastic questions. It's encouraging to see conservatives becoming proficient in social media, so we can use their own Alinsky-approved tools against them.

If you have a minute, it's worth the time to read some of these tweets Michelle (and/or her "people") would have had to ignore.

http://twitchy.com/2013/03/11/boom-askflotus-hashtag-hijack-michelle-obama-asks-for-questions-happy-warriors-deliver/

22 posted on 03/11/2013 9:32:26 AM PDT by lonevoice (Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived)
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To: depressed in 06

ROTFLOL I imagine it’s not easy. LOL


23 posted on 03/11/2013 9:33:13 AM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: SoFloFreeper
Or, ask some FLOTUS SUPPORTERS what they think these days.
24 posted on 03/11/2013 9:35:52 AM PDT by Baynative (Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

I almost went off on her, but figured this could be a “revenge” type thing for them...held back.


25 posted on 03/11/2013 9:36:30 AM PDT by wac3rd (Somewhere in Hell, Ted Kennedy snickers....)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Is a gun shaped pastry worse for you than a donut shaped one?


26 posted on 03/11/2013 9:40:08 AM PDT by TurboZamboni (Looting the future to bribe the present)
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To: cripplecreek

HAHAHAHAHA!!!


27 posted on 03/11/2013 9:45:29 AM PDT by SueRae (It isn't over. In God We Trust.)
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To: cripplecreek

LMAO at that one. Thank you.


28 posted on 03/11/2013 9:48:10 AM PDT by Venturer
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To: SoFloFreeper
TheTeaParty.net ‏@TheTeaParty_net
#AskFLOTUS Does it bother you that your family costs
taxpayers 20 times what the Royal Family costs the UK?
29 posted on 03/11/2013 9:49:20 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: SoFloFreeper
Laura Freed ‏@heyLauraFreed
#AskFLOTUS maybe you should have your birthday party in
Benghazi! Since we all know : What happens in #Benghazi
stays in Benghazi.
30 posted on 03/11/2013 9:50:22 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Venturer
If your rumored run in 2016 was successful, how long would you blame the previous administration for the sorry state of the union?

LOL
31 posted on 03/11/2013 9:52:47 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: SoFloFreeper

I believe that most of the questions about how Obama sleeps are being asked to the wrong person.


32 posted on 03/11/2013 9:54:33 AM PDT by Venturer
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To: SoFloFreeper
End of the Republic ‏@PointlessPol
#AskFLOTUS If we're concerned about childhood obesity so
much why haven't we restricted soda & energy drink
purchases on SNAP/EBT benefits?
33 posted on 03/11/2013 10:01:12 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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Doug Powers ‏@ThePowersThatBe
#AskFLOTUS Instead of performing at your 50th party, can
Adele and Beyoncé lead White House tours for a couple hours?
34 posted on 03/11/2013 10:02:05 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: SoFloFreeper
So many good tweets, so little time. The libs getting all offended are almost as funny. Some good ones. @TheTeaParty_net #AskFLOTUS Does it bother you that your family costs taxpayers 20 times what the Royal Family costs the UK? http://now.msn.com/president-obamas-family-costs-the-us-20-times-what-royal-family-costs-the-uk#.UT4DBpfMVkg.twitter … @ResistTyranny #AskFLOTUS Where/when will your next lavish personal vacation be, and how much will that cost taxpayers? ‏@NObamaChat Is it safe & healthy to spoil your kids with Hawaiian vacations costing taxpayers millions each time? #RedNationRising is curious #AskFlotus @GOPBriefingRoom #AskFlotus After the epic failure of #AttackWatch and Flag@Whitehouse.gov what made you think this was a good idea? @Snarky_Basterd #AskFlotus When you travel to #NYC after tomorrow will you bring your own Big Gulp cup?
35 posted on 03/11/2013 10:07:24 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: mnehring
(R) Conservatives ‏@teaparty321
"@Lindydj: #AskFLOTUS Can you name all 57 states
represented on that damn flag?" #tcot #ctot

John Groves ‏@jfgroves
#AskFLOTUS Have you sent any low-fat nutritious cakes to
the YouTube video guy who your husband threw in jail to
cover up his incompetence?

36 posted on 03/11/2013 10:12:00 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Pan_Yan

@GOPBriefingRoom
#AskFLOTUS Can you rename “Let’s Move” to “Let Them Eat Cake” to reflect the record number of people on Food Stamps?


37 posted on 03/11/2013 10:13:55 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: mnehring
Jim Powers ‏@jimpowers78
#askflotus How many calories are there in a hellfire missile?
38 posted on 03/11/2013 10:16:11 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Pan_Yan

I love these twitter hijacks.

Conservatives are FINALLY learning.


39 posted on 03/11/2013 10:25:25 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: mnehring

My very first tweet:

#AskFLOTUS Free school lunches promote childhood obesity, will you eliminate them?


40 posted on 03/11/2013 10:25:46 AM PDT by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable tyranny.)
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To: mnehring
Greg Simmons ‏@GSimmsTrades
#AskFLOTUS if kids in the slums of Chicago eat more
vegetables, will that make it suck less when they get
shot in your anti-gun city?
42 posted on 03/11/2013 10:35:30 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: SparkyBass

HA, and she needs a backup warning beeper too.


43 posted on 03/11/2013 3:23:53 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Dims are stupid, period. End of conversation.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

How can two men have a “tickle-fight”? That’s a man-woman thing. I can’t even envision in my mind how that would play out. Weird.


44 posted on 03/11/2013 3:35:43 PM PDT by jespasinthru (Proud member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

#AskFLOTUS: Were you lying when you said your husband was born in Kenya or are you lying now?


45 posted on 03/13/2013 5:41:54 AM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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