Posted on 03/19/2013 4:51:30 AM PDT by Kaslin
Who the hell is New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg to presume that he has a say in what I or any other American chooses to drink? Of course, the answer for any self-respecting citizen is that he has no such say, and the proper response to him and his legion of petty fascist fan boys is the suggestion that they pucker up – and I will politely decline to identify what they should kiss.
It’s a sad commentary that the once boisterous, independent, take-no-guff New Yorker of the past has been replaced by a gutless, cowardly supplicant eager to obey the commands of whatever pint—sized potentate occupies Gracie Mansion. Back in the day, a real New Yorker would look that tiny troll in the mayor’s office in his beady little eyes and laugh, “Hey Mikey, I got your Big Gulp right here.”
These bossy snobs are getting out of hand, and it’s time to push back – hard. Besides being the American thing to do, resistance to this creeping liberal totalitarianism is a huge opportunity for conservatives.
Obedience to arbitrary authority is counter to everything that America stands for. We didn’t reluctantly cede a tiny bit of our personal sovereignty to the government so a bunch of know-it-all twerps could tell us what to eat, what to smoke, what to do and how to live. We did it to allow them the ability to keep order, which they have manifestly failed to do, and to perform a few basic governmental functions, which they have likewise failed to do.
So, a government that has failed to adequately perform the few discrete tasks which it should be performing now wishes to do a bunch of other things which it has no business doing in the first place, and which it will inevitably do badly and thereby cause even more problems than existed in the first place.
It’s time to say “No,” and our rejection of this obnoxious governmental overreach has the potential to create a new coalition that could up-end the status quo.
Real conservatives detest the idea of a government so big and intrusive that it feels free to interfere with such basic liberties as choosing what to eat. And they also hate the idea of a government so big and intrusive that it feels that it is within its rights to, say, blow up American citizens within the United States because it, well, thinks blowing them up is a good idea.
It’s all part of the same unearned hubris. The notion that some government functionary can tell you what you can drink or not drink based on his notion of what’s good for society is not so far from the notion that he can decide who lives or who dies based on his notion of what’s good for society.
Sadly, the enablers of these uppity functionaries aren’t just the usual liberal nanny-staters. You have putative Republicans conceding that “Well, I guess sugar is really bad…”, as if it matters whether high fructose corn syrup is the devil’s brew or an elixir from the Fountain of Youth. They should never reach the question of whether sugar is good, bad or indifferent; the mere posing of the question is antithetical to everything a real conservative believes. It’s none of their damn business.
Moreover, the appalling argument that “Well, we all have to pay for obesity” itself accepts the flawed premise that “we all” have any business paying for anyone’s health care. I’ve researched the Constitution pretty thoroughly and have been unable to find anything about me shelling out my dough to subsidize some couch-dwelling slacker’s doctor visits.
Maybe the enumerated power to do so is dwelling behind some penumbra or emanation, but it seems like making that argument accepts the idea that government ought to be in the health care business in the first place. And if the fact that the Constitution says nothing about doing so isn’t enough to show why it shouldn’t be, the idea that because the government does so gives it the right to micromanage our lives is itself ample reason to reject that hateful notion.
The specter of pseudo-cons like Senators John McCain and Lindsay Graham fussing about Senator Rand Paul making a stink about the fact that the President’s progressive Mini-Me Eric Holder refused to give a straight answer about whether The One could ice folks in the U.S.A. on a whim demonstrates the problem. Too many sort of-cons sort of like the idea of unlimited governmental power.
And you know who else besides real conservatives has some real questions about governmental overreach? Well, a lot of them are folks we conservatives have been simply unable to reach. In fact, we hardly even tried, mostly because we are just as suspicious of them as they are of us.
There is a whole group of potential allies out there – the Millennials who grew up familiar with technology but chafing at their helicopter parents and the politically correct hypocrisy of the education establishment. Many of them think of themselves as “liberal,” but they have little use for bums who want to lay about sponging off producers. Their liberalism is more about affectation and cultural posturing than about political positions – they reject the idea of the anti-gay, anti-woman, anti-sex conservative boogeyman they’ve been taught in the media, not conservatism itself.
These young folks have bought into the notion that conservatives are somehow obsessed with other people’s sex lives, which is false – conservatives are obsessed with their own sex lives, as the CPAC meat market demonstrates. But the wacky notion that some conservative is going to climb in their bedroom window to interrupt their trysting by making them pray has convinced this huge demographic to support an ideology that leaves them burdened with student debt and living in their parents’ homes – and thus unlikely to ever have sex to begin with.
The key to defeating this residual cultural affinity is twofold. First, conservatives need to avoid feeding old stereotypes with boneheaded maneuvers like making idiotic pronouncements about rape and writing jerktastic articles about how being a gay conservative is the result of a Marxist conspiracy. Remember, these young people grew up being taught to be tolerant. They’ll be tolerant of anyone – including hardcore Christians – who are themselves tolerant. We don’t have to accept anything we consider immoral – we just have to not be jerks about it.
Second, conservatives need to emphasize the pro-freedom agenda that both demographics share. Millenials have no desire to be dictated to about their snack options or hellfired by some drone either. Nor do they want to get arrested for jailbreaking their iPhone or sued for a $100,000 for downloading the latest terrible Mumford & Sons song. And for the few who have found jobs in the Obama economy, the tax bite on their pay stubs is just as unwelcome.
Call it the Coalition of the Unwilling to Be Bossed Around.
A pro-liberty coalition is a huge threat to the progressive project, as it steals from the progressive base while building on the conservative one. But we need to understand that we may be called on to give in order to get. The young demographic has huge doubts about the drug war and is largely pro-gay rights and gay marriage. Of course, they need to accept the fact that they don’t get to be little dictators either – the Boy Scouts get to choose their membership and doctors who understand the Hippocratic oath as excluding killing their unborn patients get to exercise their conscience.
We need to understand that the freedom sometimes means people make choices we don’t like and, where appropriate, compromise. I’m certainly ready to accept a few stoners bogarting doobs and some gay dudes exchanging vows if it means a smaller government so constrained and neutered that it wouldn’t dare try to tell me how to live out my faith or how many bullets I can keep in my M4, much less how many ounces of Mountain Dew I can pour into my Styrofoam cup.
It’s time to put aside a few policy disagreements to build a new alliance of citizens who believe that government has gotten too big for its britches and needs to be reined in. We may not agree on all the specifics, but we can build a majority of Americans who can stand together for liberty and, as one, offer the proper response to these tin pot dictators of liberalism: “Bite me.”
yep
It might attract more members if you translate it to French. Assuming I used the translate program correctly that would be “me mordre.” Much more salable.
We have strayed a long way away from THAT thinking!
Please claryfy
More members of the “Bite Me” party. Great name for a party.
Good points!
Being on the public tit will do that to you.
> More members of the “Bite Me” party. Great name for a party.
I wouldn’t join a party that uses a vulgarity as its name.
How about the Gadsden party. Our motto can be “Don’t Tread on Me”.
Thanks for your reply, and I agree, that would be a perfect name
“I wouldn’t join a party that uses a vulgarity as its name.
How about the Gadsden party. Our motto can be “Don’t Tread on Me”.”
Sorry. I was trying to be humorous. That was my point. Vulgarity wouldn’t sell in English. That’s why I translated it to French. Because vulgarity in English sounds delectable in French. (Just don’t order it unless you want a surprise covered in Hollandaise sauce.)
I am in favor of “Who is John Galt?” being replaced by a simple “Bite me”.
This was worth reading. Thanks for posting it.
We already had an adjunct to “Don’t tread on me” -
“don’t touch my junk!”
It IS a great name.
If we can only defeat Liberals by descending to the vernacular, LIKE THEY DID, then we ought to do the same and BETTER than they have!
I suspect that the voting population is long past the linguistic, social and cultural niceties most of us and our parents demanded and have became accustomed to. So, Conservatives are perceived as stodgy and old timey... they will have to break THAT stereotype.
Hell… the coolest people I know are Conservatives… the smartest, funniest and most hip!!! Why can’t the party convey THAT?
Instead they keep fielding candidates like Mitt. They need to abandon that line or there will NEVER be another Conservative leadership in America.
Establishment Conservatives need to begin representing the living, breathing, actual Conservatives in America instead of embarrassing us so we are paralyzed, mute and vulnerable.
Grover Norquist used to have something called the “coalition to leave us alone.” But now that he’s changed his name to Mohammed al Norquist, we can’t use his idea.
It must be a war coalition that is more badass than the alinskyites and the muslims.
There must be no quarter given whatsoever. And it’s going to cost, and be inconvenient. Beloved American companies, like Carhartt, are also union/alinsky activists.
The problem repubes have on messaging is so obvious. Face it, people see that they are doormats because they are trapped in the idea of process, collegiality, and decorum.
Why be so damn nice to democrats that lie, smear, and act as criminals? Who wants to be a part of the Doormat Party?
To get votes they would need to get as in your face as democrats. They would need to stand up and say “you lie”, When Obama starts talking his socialist lies and trashing them, they need to stand and turn their backs or walk out on him.
That gets attention and also shows that you stand for something rather than being a doormat.
We need “get your face out of my face and out of my business”.
Instead we get “ oh, yes, it is unseemly to call the president a liar” Well, if he is lying, it is not unseemly, it is the truth.
The winning formula is there, and a few are standing up, but the forces in the establishment GOP are trying to stamp them out. We do need defiance.
We do need defiance, but defiance gets you killed. Literally. You’re just as dead if you’re starved to death.
And it’s not just an American problem. To counter the Communist International, we need a Conservative International. With means.
What we need is AMERICAN defiance.
For almost three decades now, we have exported American jobs.
Enough. Change the laws, and bring back American industry.
Stop sending US jobs abroad. Bring back US industry, and build up America for a change.
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