Skip to comments.$2.7M Federal Study: Why Do Lesbians Have Higher 'Risk for Hazardous Drinking'?
Posted on 03/19/2013 7:11:01 AM PDT by chessplayer
(CNSNews.com) - The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has awarded $2.7 million to study why lesbians are at a higher risk for hazardous drinking.
The University of Illinois has received grants since 2009 for its project, "Cumulative Stress and Hazardous Drinking in a Community of Adult Lesbians," which aims to develop culturally sensitive strategies to prevent lesbians from being drunks.
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It’s our tax dollars, can we watch?
Because they weren’t wasting enough money studying why lesbians are fat.......
"...huge flashing red letters in my tiny unused brain screams banned banned banned"
Well, now that we know why lesbians are fat, I guess we need to know why they drink “hazardously”. What a bunch of clowns. Lesbians must be different than normal people. The government thinks we need to “study” them separately.
Study? Heck. One look at Big Sis, Billary, or Syphillios and you know the lesbos like to drink until oblivion.
And lesbians are what percentage of the population?
Oh, forgot, they are a “protected species”.
My personal theory is that homosexuals reject their birth genders and accept their adopted genders, as well as the behaviors associated with their adopted genders.
My theory is a result from observing the homosexuals I knew, in the area that I worked. It seemed as though, over time, male homosexuals became more feminine and lesbians would become more masculine.
Send me the change ...
Because they are fat drunks.
Can you really blame them?
it is official: lesbians are different!!
because they’re so happy and gay.
Who in the hell authorized this insane study? Preposterous. You could call me, and I’ll answer the question for $1 million.
The reason they have a higher risk for Hazardous Drinking would be as such:
1) They are ashamed of their “life choice,” therefore, they would drink a lot more than the average person to “wash away” their guilt.
2) They don’t have any family at home to return to, so they can hang around with their fellow perverts and drink until they forget.
3) They try to be manly and drink more than they should.
4) Since they don’t have a spouse or children to take care of, they have more money to spend on bed and bar hopping
5) They are totally irresponsible with their sexuality, and therefore, why not be disgusting with their drinking.
6) Their irresponsible behavior is more excusable if they’re drunk.
Now, give me $1 million, and return the rest to the treasury.
Next, a $5M study to try to figure out why they carry their wallets in their back pockets.
can we watch?
Watch this instead.
Oh man. After seeing that I might have to START drinking. And I haven’t for better than 25 years now. Hate to fall off the wagon now. LOL!
Most lesbians are like Rosie O’Donnell. You would have to drink heavily too.
“And I havent for better than 25 years now.”
You’d make a lousy lesbian then.
And another $5M to study why they wear old t-shirts and poorly fitted bras. I’ve learned to avoid a certain favorite bar during the women’s BB tournaments.
Chuckle. He should have said that to the lesbo.
There was once this fat woman at work who was a self proclaimed lesbian. I once said to her “come on, admit it, you’re a lesbian so you can get more dates.” She got all offended and so I tried to soothe things over by telling her that a lot of guys would probably be attracted to her if she lost weight and wore make up. She became melodramatic and ran out of the building upset.
But guess what. She proved my theory right because at a trade show She hooked up with a drunk GUY and made out and all that. Then she lost tons of weight and started wearing makeup.
Well the guy eventually dumped her and she then quit working at our company. I saw her after a year at a store and she was as fat and makeupless as before. Probably back to fat girlfriends.
Actually, I know lesbians who have full support and love of their families.
Their main problem is that their “friends” are the same sex as their “partner” and involves a lot more jealously than in a normal heterosexual relationship where there isn’t the possibility of sexual behavior between “friends.”
It’s a recipe for jealousies, insecurities, and even violence.
Can’t seem to find it right now, but I recall some statistics that lesbian relations have the highest percentage per capita of domestic violence.
Probably because homosexuality is a psychological problem, and not a “normal” condition as some folks would have us believe.
So why in the world do fat, drunk lesbians have the right to live “normal” lives on the taxpayers’ dime? What is “normal” about bing a fat, drunk lesbian?
Why do homosexuals this? . . .
Why do gays that? . . .
Uh, because gay people BECOME gay due to psychological damage that prevents them from normal emotional development. Being gay is a SYMPTOM and there are associated symptoms that go along with the same emotional/psychological condition. Figure out what giant emotional hurt the person is masking and you’ll figure out why they’re fat, violent, depressed, drunk and . . . yes . . . gay.
Wait? What do you mean I’m not supposed to say that?
Well, now you know why.
I doubt if the subjects are lipstick-lesbians so no thanks!
Correct. Lesbians are simply damaged goods.
Haven’t they ever heard of “Beer Goggles.” And believe me, with most lesbians they need them....Woof!
Obomas priorities - Lesbians trump Indian kids.
Why are more lesbians drunks?
Because they know they are misfits and mistakes of nature?
Not sure. Think I need some grant money.
Just let me get out my grant-application thesaurus. Gotta make sure I put in words like minority, oppression, unfair, bias, lifestyle, etc.
And to think how much better off my family would be if we could get some of that “grant money.” :)
Next, our tax dollars will fund research to discover why they all drive a Subaru.
However Drunken, obese Lesbians make great parents to adopt a kid!
I think it’s pretty simple...
1) They try to convince themselves that they do the right thing, so they give themselves the “beer googles”.
2) They try to look manly by heavy drinking (Never mind it’s not healthy for men to drink so heavy either!)
3) They may also have a predisposition for alcoholism
4) They maybe just try to convince themselves that they are men, and need the “goggles” from part 1 to make it feel all the more convincing.
If I had to go to bed with an ugly fat woman, I’d drink a lot , too.
To get rid of the fishy aftertaste?
Because it is all about the amount of attention they can garner. Woohoo, look at MEEEEE! When they’re drunk they act out more and get more attention. Well, attention and knowing full well they are sick in the head.
First we learn they're fat, now that they drink too much.
To believe otherwise would be providing validity to the notion that the best environment for raising children is in the family as defined by God.
Support they don't need. By supporting them, they are enabling them. Love is fine . . . but "support" is wrong.
BTW, thanks for ruining my lunch.