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$384,949 Federal Study Looks at 'Plasticity in Duck Penis Length'
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| March 19, 2013
| Eric Scheiner
Posted on 03/20/2013 1:32:17 PM PDT by dead
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To: dead
One of the researchers is a Vietnamese guy called Duc Dong.
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:48:17 PM PDT
by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
To: reg45; al baby
next thing it’ll be Duck BRD being studied
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:49:13 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(http://asspos.blogspot.com)
To: dead
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:49:55 PM PDT
by
WCH
To: reg45
Long Duck Dong works at the Fu xing Buffet.
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:50:10 PM PDT
by
TurboZamboni
(Looting the future to bribe the present)
To: dead
“Why do you have a duck in the kitchen? “
“I use him to open wine bottles.”
“Oh, he can pull out corks with his beak?”
“No. Here. Watch.”
Pop!
“I guess I’ll have a beer. Do you have any animals that you use to open beer bottles?”
“Just my husband.”
“Well, bring him and a six pack out in the living room in five minutes after I’ve collected the money.”
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:50:58 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Responsibility2nd
"Ya Need Any Dead Duck Dicks? ...Let Me Know."
To: GeronL
I thought of you before i finished the article im so sorry
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:54:04 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Wow thanks that was a close one
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:54:40 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom)
To: TurboZamboni
You mean he quit his job at the Pho King Noodle House?
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:57:09 PM PDT
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
To: dead
Many duck penises are cork-screw shaped [...] sexual conflict [...]All that money for what can be found in an Irish Limerick:
There once was a man named Fred... ; )
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:57:57 PM PDT
by
roamer_1
(Globalism is just socialism in a business suit.)
To: roamer_1
LMAO here.
I’m gonna miss this thread when its gone.
Oh well. Enjoying the moment.
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posted on
03/20/2013 2:00:25 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
cat’s in the kettle at the peking moon.
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posted on
03/20/2013 2:03:35 PM PDT
by
TurboZamboni
(Looting the future to bribe the present)
To: Responsibility2nd
LMAO here.If you know that limerick, you are dating yourself... : D
Not that I am against that, or anything... I date myself all the time... because I can't get a date with anyone else... : P
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posted on
03/20/2013 2:06:37 PM PDT
by
roamer_1
(Globalism is just socialism in a business suit.)
To: dead
Why is everyone in government so preoccupied by sex of any kind?
I think the AFLAC duck needs to be sequestered.
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posted on
03/20/2013 2:09:51 PM PDT
by
Wurlitzer
(Nothing says "ignorance" like Islam!)
To: dead
,The project examines how reproductive morphology covaries with season, age, and social environment in a diverse sample of duck species that differ in ecology, territoriality and breeding system.”
Whatever....
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posted on
03/20/2013 2:11:18 PM PDT
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: dead
Hey Joe: what do you do for a living.
Joe: I am a duck dick inspecter.
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posted on
03/20/2013 2:12:04 PM PDT
by
Venturer
To: Venturer
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posted on
03/20/2013 2:12:38 PM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: dead
“Many duck penises are cork-screw shaped and some scientists believe this is because of a form of evolution known as “sexual conflict”
Where is larry Sinclair or reggie love when zero needs them?
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posted on
03/20/2013 2:12:59 PM PDT
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: dead
Need the Bill Clinton picture...
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posted on
03/20/2013 2:17:06 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Hope and Change has become Attack and Obfuscate.)
To: illiac
Well if it ***** like a duck, it must be a duck...
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posted on
03/20/2013 2:18:23 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Hope and Change has become Attack and Obfuscate.)
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