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$384,949 Federal Study Looks at 'Plasticity in Duck Penis Length'
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| March 19, 2013
| Eric Scheiner
Posted on 03/20/2013 1:32:17 PM PDT by dead
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:32:17 PM PDT
by
dead
To: dead
If this research keeps mine from falling off, it is worth every penny.
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:34:22 PM PDT
by
henkster
(I have one more cow than my neighbor. I am a kulak.)
To: dead
Good grief! Well, that’s one less golf outing for 0, if he makes it back from the Holy Land. Ya know, Palestine.
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:35:05 PM PDT
by
demshateGod
(The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
To: dead
"Basic research often is combined with other research efforts and turns into bigger things." Well, we are talking penis length here, so maybe this is a good thing.
To: dead
The NSF grant abstract states, “Broader impacts of the research will be international, national, local, and personal." PERSONAL?...... I mean who has sex with ducks?........
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:36:04 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Lincoln freed the slaves. Obama just got them ALL back......................)
To: dead
“Duck penis length study... the grant was made available through the ... stimulus package.”
I told a friend a long time ago that the stimulus package was called that because it is a lot like masturbation. It’s a quick fix, feels good, but nothing productive is done. He replied “Yeah - and it just makes a big mess.”
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:37:50 PM PDT
by
21twelve
("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
To: Disambiguator
I used to listen to a punk band called Ancient Chinese Penis. Besides being a punk band, they stunk. Anyway, I think my comment is relevant somehow.
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:37:51 PM PDT
by
demshateGod
(The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
To: dead
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:38:21 PM PDT
by
exnavy
(Fish or cut bait ...Got ammo, Godspeed!)
To: dead
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:38:49 PM PDT
by
silverleaf
(Age Takes a Toll: Please Have Exact Change)
To: Red Badger
Sexy is when you use a feather.
.
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Kinky is when you use the whole d*^% duck.
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:38:59 PM PDT
by
21twelve
("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
To: Red Badger
PERSONAL?...... I mean who has sex with ducks?NSF spokeswoman Deborah Wing told CNSNews.com the updated title of the study is "Sexual Conflict, Social Behavior and Evolution."
Birds of a feather f---ck together brother...
To: dead
It’s time for somebody to back away from the quack pipe.
To: dead
clockwise vs. counter-clockwise
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:43:00 PM PDT
by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
To: dead
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:43:14 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: dead
Might as well. The American taxpayer is getting ducked all the time.
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:43:23 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: All
Oh come on, no Weiner Jokes?
To: dead
To: dead
“Many duck penises are cork-screw shaped”.....ahhhh to overcome the old cork chastity belt.
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:45:17 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Red Badger
What? Hasn’t anyone ever told you to “Go f**k a duck,”
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:45:28 PM PDT
by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
To: dead
"They're paying HOW MUCH to study duck dicks?"
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posted on
03/20/2013 1:48:14 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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