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Jokes are flying about Clintons' 'Hillbilly' airport
New York Daily News ^ | April 22 , 2013

Posted on 04/22/2013 4:03:39 PM PDT by SMGFan

The new Bill and Hillary Clinton National Airport in Little Rock, Ark., will hold a dedication ceremony May 3 featuring the former President and his wife and ex- Secretary of State — but there’s just one problem for the snazzy new airport.

“Locals are calling it the Hillbilly Airport,” one insider tells Confidenti@l. “And project managers certainly don’t want an airport named after our President called Hillbilly. In the South. How does that look to the world?”

Our insider explains that when you depart the airport, you are met with huge signs that invite the public to “come meet” Bill and Hillary, who will be at the ceremony held at the airport, along with state dignitaries who will show off the facility’s $67 million overhaul, which includes redesigned check-in and baggage screening areas. There are also plans to make “Hillbilly” Airport an international airport down the line

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Arkansas
KEYWORDS: billclinton; hillary; hillbillies; hillbillyairport; napl; x42
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To: upbeat5

What ever happened to the Betty Bus?


41 posted on 04/22/2013 5:53:15 PM PDT by Coldwater Creek (He who dwells in thee shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadows of the Almighty Psalm 91:)
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To: SMGFan

It’s designed for easy expansion. Just add another trailer. They had to upgrade the network. The to cans started to rust and people kept running over all strings laying around.


42 posted on 04/22/2013 5:58:20 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: Texas Fossil

It didn’t stop with Iran Contra, they just switched to more to the ground operation.

They were running dope from S Texas up Highway 59 into Arkansas. It involved a lot of corrupt cops. I had a run in with one and almost got myself killed because of it.

Part of the operation involved the Chicago police taking the guns confiscated on the streets hauling them to Mexico and trading the guns for dope.

Clinton’s Arkansas State Troopers were providing the dope runners with protection when they brought the dope through Ark. and were targeting their opposition.

Clinton had ordered his state troopers to racial profile to target the opposition drug dealers.

They were stopping and harassing so many people of the minority persuasion the Reagan/Bush DoJ sued Clinton for racial profiling.

Hillary has made it her life’s work to try and pin racial profiling on republicans and G W Bush ever since.


43 posted on 04/22/2013 6:07:28 PM PDT by IMR 4350
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To: IMR 4350

Thanks, I had no knowledge of that stuff.


44 posted on 04/22/2013 6:11:15 PM PDT by Texas Fossil
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To: SMGFan

Welcome to Hillbilly Airport

Ask about our intern program


45 posted on 04/22/2013 6:31:26 PM PDT by Rocky (Obama is pure evil.)
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To: SMGFan

To get there take Broaddrick Avenue North and turn left on Paula Jones Boulevard.


46 posted on 04/22/2013 6:42:42 PM PDT by windsorknot
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To: windsorknot

Stop in front of Gennifer Flowers Terminal. Meet Bill at the passenger pick-up zone.


47 posted on 04/22/2013 6:53:08 PM PDT by Rocky (Obama is pure evil.)
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To: Texas Fossil
Clinton also got himself sued for “voter disenfranchisement”
while gov. he just didn't like the way blacks voted so he changed the vote, which is why Hillary concocted the “voter disenfranchisement” after the 2000 election.
48 posted on 04/22/2013 7:37:28 PM PDT by IMR 4350
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To: SMGFan; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...


49 posted on 04/22/2013 8:31:49 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Cold beer and smokes - COUNT ME IN!!


50 posted on 04/22/2013 8:34:35 PM PDT by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: Enterprise

And don’t forget the LIVE BAIT!


51 posted on 04/22/2013 8:42:21 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored

With Bill Clinton, it’s probably JAIL bait.


52 posted on 04/22/2013 8:43:59 PM PDT by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: SMGFan
“And project managers certainly don’t want an airport named after our President called Hillbilly."

Odd. I never had a President named Bill.

53 posted on 04/23/2013 5:26:20 AM PDT by Colonel_Flagg (Blather. Reince. Repeat.)
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To: Enterprise
> With Bill Clinton, it’s probably JAIL bait.

One of my favorite t-shirts designs:

In case they don't allow hot-linking

It says: "ADMIT IT -- YOU'D GO TO JAIL FOR THIS"

54 posted on 04/23/2013 6:10:40 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored

LOL - I’m keepin’ my mouf shut!


55 posted on 04/23/2013 6:26:51 PM PDT by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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