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First they Came for the Toaster-Oven
North Carolina Conservative ^
| April 26, 2013
| Vicky Kaseorg
Posted on 04/26/2013 9:32:46 AM PDT by Eccl 10:2
At the Government Appliance Store year 2020:
Salesman: Excuse me ma’am, you cannot buy that without a license.
Customer: What? It’s just a toaster…
Salesman: But it is a six slice toaster. It has high-capacity toasting capability. That is a military grade toaster. No one needs a toaster that size. Perhaps I could interest you in an egg timer instead?
Customer: But my family likes toast, just like my forefathers liked toast. I need a six slice toaster. I don’t need an egg timer.
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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: constitution; nannystate
Funny satire analogy - very well done!
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posted on
04/26/2013 9:32:46 AM PDT
by
Eccl 10:2
To: Eccl 10:2
To: Eccl 10:2
Rats! And, I just bought a 6-slice toaster! :o( I guess this means jail time, and bringing me my daylight in a bucket...
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posted on
04/26/2013 9:47:08 AM PDT
by
redhead
(NO GROUND TO THE DEVIL! Use Weaponized Prayer)
To: Eccl 10:2
I have a two piece toaster AND a toaster oven. And, I have an oven that works outside with a small canister of propane. And, I have a small heater safe to use inside that uses a small canister of propane. Please don't tell anyone how dangerous my household is.
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posted on
04/26/2013 9:49:05 AM PDT
by
Marcella
(Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
To: Eccl 10:2
From my cold buttery jelly stained hands!...........
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posted on
04/26/2013 9:49:11 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Want to be surprised? Google your own name......Want to have fun? Google your friend's names........)
To: Eccl 10:2
They never make me give up my full automatic!
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posted on
04/26/2013 9:51:23 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(HRC:"Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping,"-NKorea)
To: Dr. Sivana
They never make me give up my full automatic!
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posted on
04/26/2013 9:51:59 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(HRC:"Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping,"-NKorea)
To: Eccl 10:2
And toasters aren’t even protected by the United States Constitution and its Bill of Rights.
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posted on
04/26/2013 10:16:21 AM PDT
by
Jack Hammer
(American)
To: Marcella
I lost all my toasters in a boating accident.
To: Gadsden1st
I lost all my toasters in a boating accident. Good thing for you they weren't plugged in.
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posted on
04/26/2013 10:28:15 AM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(Cogito, ergo armatum sum.)
To: Gadsden1st
“I lost all my toasters in a boating accident.”
Some people wouldn’t understand that it’s important to make toast in a boat, but we understand that is necessary, right?
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posted on
04/26/2013 11:48:56 AM PDT
by
Marcella
(Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
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