Posted on 04/28/2013 7:13:02 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
TITLE:'I'm not the young Muslim socialist I used to be!' Obama blasts his critics and even mocks Michelle's hair at Correspondents' Dinner
He presents jokes ranging from his wife's hair to Michelle Bachmann and CNN's reporting mistakes
Controversially jokes he thought Buzzfeed was something he did in college and says he's no longer a 'strapping young Muslim socialist'
Followed by Conan O'Brien who says Boehner looks like tanning mom and that Rahm Emanuel looks like Stewie from Family Guy
Pictures of him with Michelle-style bangs, quips about Jay-Z and sideswipes at the media and his political foes helped Barack Obama win laughs at this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner.
The traditional send-up speech saw the President earn some laughter at his own expense but also land some funny blows against the media and the Republican Party.
The President opened with a soft joke about his time in office but increasingly moved onto more controversial territory - even joking about 'burning books with Michelle Bachmann'.
He said his advisers said he should stick to the traditional format and make jokes knocking himself down a peg or two.
He added: 'After four and a half years how many pegs are there left.'
'I still make rookie mistakes,' he told the 3,000 strong audience. 'Like, Im out in California, were at a fundraiser, were having a nice time and I happened to mention that Kamala Harris is the best looking attorney general in the country. As you might imagine, I got trouble when I got back home. Who knew Eric Holder was so sensitive?'
'And then theres the Easter Egg Roll, which is just supposed to be a nice event with the kids. I got out on the basketball court, took 22 shots, made 2 of them.
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‘I’m not the young Muslim socialist I used to be!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
No he is not indeed. Now he is a nationalist socialist, in other words a fascist. Obama long ago left his Marxism behind for the trappings of thugs , racial superiority, and
take wealth from the wealthy, and defining the right conservative classs as the enemy,which meet on all four corners with the fascists we already have seen in history.
Contrary to what the left now says, fascism does not originate with conservativesm ir comes from the utopoian left and its allegedly superior ideology which justifies ALL wrong.
Obama is a curse and a pustule on the faberic of our republic.
Good Read:
http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html
http://matthewvadum.blogspot.com/p/saul-alinskys-24-rules-for-radicals.html
Saul Alinsky’s 24 Rules for Radicals
5. Ridicule is mans most potent weapon.
Not one to invoke self-deprecating humor, President Obama was on the offensive all night long. Entering to DJ Khaleds All I Do Is Win, Obama immediately disclaimed any possibility of jokes about himself: My advisors were a little worried about the new rap entrance music. They are a little more traditional. They suggested that I should start with some jokes at my own expense. Just take myself down a peg. I was like, Guys, after four and a half years, how many pegs are there left?
Then Obama opened with a crack about Rush Limbaugh. But that was just his opening salvo. After dropping some typically defensive humor about his past -- Im not the strapping young Muslim socialist that I used to be, Obama joked, later adding a birther reference he turned to every Republican who has ever challenged his infallibility.
it’s a list of Hollywood elitist and rich donors.
What a farce this all is and to do this and joke with these buffons when people just died, we were attacked YET AGAIN BY MUSLIM TERRORISTS , Libya, fast and furious, open borders, military being destroyed, cross dressing, homosexuals engaging in sex in the showers and on bases and camps now
‘I’m not the young Muslim socialist I used to be!’
Now he’s more focused and has real power.
Grinding it right in our faces, isn’t he?...
Operative word: young.
Maybe he underwent that metamorphosis from a “socialist Muslim” when was in the Army?
Or, as Mark Steyn eloquently put it, "...As though someone were twisting a pineapple up his backside."
Gee, did he throw in a few jokes about the Boston Marathon bombing while he was at it?
Okay, just a dumb question (and not really related to the topic), but is there a means to drum Bloomberg out of the party? I mean, don’t they have to endorse him? I mean, you can’t just say “I’m a Republican” and run as that party, can you? Can we find out a way to get this man out of the party so people don’t associate him with the GOP? And, let’s do this for others, too, if that can be done....
Boehner looks like tanning mom
Obama looks like a tanning mom who stayed in too long. He he he this is fun.
“’I’m not the young Muslim socialist I used to be!’
He thinks we think he’s kidding.”
I think he is rubbing our face in it. He’s a Muslim Socialist and there’s nothing we can do. (never thought of him as strapping though.)
Hawhoo!
Makes you want to find a more comfortable position in your chair, doesn’t it, LOL?
doomberg quit the GOP is now registered as an independent... the press keeps making him a republican.
LLS
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