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Baring arms! Gals Opt for Surgery to Look Like Michelle
New York Post ^ | April 3, 2013 | RITA DELFINER

Posted on 04/30/2013 8:06:40 AM PDT by lbryce

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What they don't tell you is that men opt for the masculine look sported by Michelle over women by a margin of 3 to 1, especially gay men who say they really like the way it is masculine, macho with a pseudo-steroid-sculpted appearance yet still allows the girly-man femininity form they crave,without compromise. < / sarcasm
1 posted on 04/30/2013 8:06:40 AM PDT by lbryce
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Save the money gals, just buy a Star Wars Wookie suit...

Same net effect...


2 posted on 04/30/2013 8:08:20 AM PDT by nevergore
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So they want ape arms. thats sad and demented.


3 posted on 04/30/2013 8:10:42 AM PDT by Gasshog (Welcome to the United States of Stupidos!)
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Did they also get the complimentary Lib Special brain reduction bonus?


4 posted on 04/30/2013 8:12:34 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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I reckon at least 6 cans of silicone ought to do it.

5 posted on 04/30/2013 8:12:35 AM PDT by Slyfox (The Key to Marxism is Medicine ~ Vladimir Lenin)
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6 posted on 04/30/2013 8:19:35 AM PDT by freedomson (Tagline comment removed by moderator)
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They should have the excess fat that is sucked out of their arms injected back into their butts, then they would look even more like her


7 posted on 04/30/2013 8:19:51 AM PDT by Reddon
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Do they take that flab that is removed from their upper arms and pack it into their butts so they can look even more like Michelle?


8 posted on 04/30/2013 8:21:46 AM PDT by Old Retired Army Guy
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What? Silicon injections for their asses?


9 posted on 04/30/2013 8:22:05 AM PDT by Tupelo (The Government lies, then the media lies to cover up the government lies.)
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10 posted on 04/30/2013 8:22:23 AM PDT by PGR88
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Their brains were already shruken and diseased to even desire to try and alter their decaying framework which will return to the dust. all is vanity said the Preacher...But look like Mooshell...? thats batsh!t crazy.


11 posted on 04/30/2013 8:23:34 AM PDT by Gasshog (Welcome to the United States of Stupidos!)
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flabby, loose skin hanging from the back of the upper arms

The expression among New York Jewry is "Hadassah arms." I'm hoping removing the flab removes the liberal hormones at the same time.

12 posted on 04/30/2013 8:25:51 AM PDT by SamuraiScot
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Why do they need surgery; just eat more, lots more. Don’t go by the diet she demands everyone else follow, go by what she actually eats. What is it, a lobster a week; aborted fetuses, good wholesome liberal hypocrite food.


13 posted on 04/30/2013 8:26:01 AM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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Those are people who aren’t paying their fair share in taxes.


14 posted on 04/30/2013 8:27:05 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Leno Was Right,They *Are* Undocumented Democrats!)
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What every beard needs:


15 posted on 04/30/2013 8:28:14 AM PDT by Slyfox (The Key to Marxism is Medicine ~ Vladimir Lenin)
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And every female news lemming from the alphabet networks to CNN and Fox have been wearing sleeveless dresses throughout the coldest winter in decades to show off their arms. It’s a pity that brains aren’t valued as much.


16 posted on 04/30/2013 8:31:07 AM PDT by txrefugee
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Her masculine look is caused by lobster lifting.


17 posted on 04/30/2013 8:32:50 AM PDT by Vaduz
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*Barf*

anyone who wants to look like Moochelle needs to get their head examined!

she is one of the ugliest women alive with all the class of trailer trash. She is an embarrassment to our country.

18 posted on 04/30/2013 8:34:18 AM PDT by TexasFreeper2009 (Obama lied .. the economy died.)
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She has the longest arms of anyone I’ve ever seen, at least every picture of her with her arms hanging down they look super long. She has a terrible shape all in all and then the way she dresses just accentuates it.


19 posted on 04/30/2013 8:40:46 AM PDT by sheana
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20 posted on 04/30/2013 8:51:38 AM PDT by lbryce (BHO:"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds by way Oppenheiner at Trinity NM)
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