Skip to comments.‘Twilight’ Producers To Produce Hillary Clinton Fan-Fic ‘Rodham’ [Hagiography Release Date: 2016]
Posted on 05/02/2013 5:56:37 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
Hillary Rodham Clintons story has landed in the able hands of Twilight Saga producers Wyck Godfrey and Marty Bowen.
Rodham, placed fourth on the 2012 Black List, focuses on the early, pre-pantsuit career of Hillary when she becomes the youngest lawyer chosen for the House Judiciary Committee to Impeach Nixon.
However, the bright-eyed future First Lady/Senator/Secretary Of State/Diplomat finds that she has to make the difficult decision between a destined path to the White House and her lingering yearnings for ex-boyfriend Bill Clinton.
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With the emphasis on ‘Rod’
Well, they DO have experience with blood-suckers.
Where, o where, is that BARF graphic when I need it?
How will they handle the murder of Vince Foster . . . or her impregnation by Webster Hubbell . . . or her packing up of almost $100,000 of public property from the White House when she left . . . or the not having a first name from October 26, 1947 until 29 May 1953 when Sir Edmond Hillary climbed Everest . . . or how she and Bill met each other in college while they were dating the same girl . . . Golly, there’s much that I surely hope they don’t overlook.
Good choice. Those guys took some fun, decent books and turned them into absolutely dreadful movies.
So, who should they cast to play Hillary? Bill? Web Hubble? Vince Foster? James Carville? etc.
Those books were awful! One book was emo Bella moping about her borderline abusive creepy wayyyyyy too old stalker dumping her. The books honestly saidthis. “Its ok that my boyfriend scarred my face horribly when I tried to break up with him. He just loves me so much he couldn’t control himself.”. And they totally turned poor Jacob into a pedophile, and it was portrayed as a great love story. And if you know about the history of the Mormons and the native Americans, her attempt to save Jacob because he was spending too much time learning about his tribe’s history.
ROFLMAO! Hillary is perhaps the most incompetent woman in America.
I would rather watch something as stupid as Iron Sky than a movie pretending that there is anything positive for America about Hillary. I would rather watch nothing at all from Hollywood though, except perhaps for their rare movie that celebrates virtue.
Lest we forget, she was dismissed from the Watergate Committee for exceeding mendacity and outright lying. Her supervisor wrote a memo to file that she should never be trusted with a position of responsibilty in government.
Peter Facinelli as Peter Rodino
Shirtless Werewolf Guy as Nixon.
Pee Wee Herman as Lanny Davis.