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Thousands around the world applying for one-way ticket to Mars
Phys.Org ^ | 05-09-2013 | Deborah Netburn

Posted on 05/09/2013 10:45:07 AM PDT by Red Badger

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To: Darteaus94025
Yes, you will be leaving many behind, but you could be strapped into a cargo hold full of them too.

So true! Imagine being on a plane sitting between two asshats, who are obnoxious gays. Stroking your knee while cooing in your ear. Only thing is, this rides takes weeks not hours.

21 posted on 05/09/2013 11:05:48 AM PDT by roadcat
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To: Red Badger

Don’t forget 0bama and his cabinet.


22 posted on 05/09/2013 11:05:54 AM PDT by Trod Upon (Every penny given to film and TV media companies goes right into enemy coffers. Starve them out!)
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Let’s send the entire “religion of peace” there so they can declare that the entire planet is in submission to their false god.


23 posted on 05/09/2013 11:06:59 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Pi$$ed off yet?)
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To: Red Badger
A lot of these people will change their minds if they are ever approved.
24 posted on 05/09/2013 11:10:19 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Baseballguy

He al-one could fill a BUNCH of hot air balloons just by being in their presence. Didn’t he invent Mars?


25 posted on 05/09/2013 11:12:09 AM PDT by rktman (BACKGROUND CHECKS? YOU FIRST mr. president(not that we'd get the truth!))
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To: Red Badger

Man are they going to be surprised that it is a dead rock.


26 posted on 05/09/2013 11:15:49 AM PDT by DownInFlames
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Send Congres....lol.... You beat me to it.


27 posted on 05/09/2013 11:38:51 AM PDT by Alex in chains
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...as long as that pesky Dr. Smith doesn’t sneak aboard.


29 posted on 05/09/2013 12:02:53 PM PDT by Rio (Tempis Fugit.)
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As I read through the news, I can’t help but think that Congress is here to stay along with the rest of the corrupt and incompetent. Going to Mars is starting to look good.


30 posted on 05/09/2013 12:06:28 PM PDT by GingisK
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Don’t forget also the Senate and the Usurper and his Wookie. Awww I can smell the United States clean =)


31 posted on 05/09/2013 12:15:14 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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how many can i put on the one way ticket...

If they agree to kick 'em out halfway there in space, can we nominate more?

32 posted on 05/09/2013 1:31:23 PM PDT by ScottinVA ( Liberal is to patriotism as Kermit Gosnell is to neonatal care.)
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I nominate all of Chicago. Go big.


33 posted on 05/09/2013 1:31:58 PM PDT by ScottinVA ( Liberal is to patriotism as Kermit Gosnell is to neonatal care.)
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I think we should make a super big space ship, load it with all the lawyers, politicians, bureaucrats, hair dressers, homos - all the truly important people. Send them to Mars first, so that when the unimportant people arrive - you know, farmers, inventors, engineers, construction workers, etc - the producers - there would be enough infrastructure and rules in place.

Of course, it might take a while for the second spaceship to lift off.


34 posted on 05/09/2013 1:37:33 PM PDT by rigelkentaurus
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hair dressers?......


35 posted on 05/09/2013 1:38:51 PM PDT by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? Google your own name......Want to have fun? Google your friend's names........)
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