Janet Jackson to convert to Islam, move to Middle East

Rare.US ^ | May 18, 2013 | Entertainmentwise

[Doomonyou]

I’d rather C-YA the be ya.

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks Abakumov.

...she is retiring from music and converting to Islam for her new husband Wissam Al Mana.

Sure would be a shame if she and her husband happened to be caught in one of those common-as-the-desert-winds Middle East crossfires.

[StormEye]

"Janet Jackson is reportedly ready to settle down away from the spotlight with claims that she is retiring from music and converting to Islam for her new husband Wissam Al Mana".

She'll be burka'd and beaten within her first two weeks over there.

[Cheerio]

What a family of wackos.

[Dallas59]

What has she done for me lately? Zip. Bye.

[Lizavetta]

Considering that Middle Easterners consider blacks beneath them, this is somewhat interesting.

Well, okay. Barely interesting. The Jacksons en masse are ridiculous.

[Yulee]

“Too bad she’s forsaken Jesus for a son of satan.”

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All the Jacksons were Jehovah's Witnesses. So there was no forsaking to be done.

[MV=PY]

Excellent news!

She will raise the average IQs of both continents.

;)

[driftdiver]

Well they’ve still forsaken Jesus, which is always sad.

[Rebelbase]

Are there no American men willing to abuse her?

[Vermont Lt]

See ya.

[353FMG]

I wouldn’t mind if Nancy Pelosi followed suit.

[353FMG]

>Their allegiance is to a continent they never lived on.<

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Most of them could not point to that continent on a map.

A map? Wasdat?

[jughandle]

She’ll be beheaded within a month! Mooslims don’t tolerate her entertainment.

[Artie]

My, what a handsome couple. Looks like they’re sitting for their likeness at Madame Tussauds.

[publius911]

Janet Jackson to convert to Islam, move to Middle East

Don't let the door hit ya on the way out, moron.

[Right Wing Assault]

Yeah, she’ll have to work much harder to get one of those burka’s to malfunction. Those things are pretty secure.

[ThePatriotsFlag]

Bye

[sergeantdave]

“Most of them could not point to that continent on a map.”

That could be true, I’m so totally pissed at black folk for acting completely stupid - voting for Buckwheat because he has dark skin. I mean, WTF. It makes me wonder what these people are thinking.

I’m seriously thinking that we should offer these morons $100,000 each to leave America and go live in the African paradise. It would be cheaper than carrying them on our backs.

When I was in Pretoria back in 2003, the folks in the shanytown were more responsible and intelligent than the blacks in America. I would gladly trade one Pretorian black for one African-American.

[Catsrus]

The Jehovah Witnesses forsook Jesus a long time ago. This is just exchanging one false religion for another.